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My beefsheets were so big I just had to see a Twatsmith to get a labia reduction.
Her pussy smelled so bad she had to see a Twatsmith.
My over sized clitoris looked so much like a small penis, I had to see a Twatsmith to have it scaled down.
by The Handlebar I January 26, 2011
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by The Handlebar I January 26, 2011
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