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twatsicle 

Another name for a penis.
Featured in Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo.
"Are you gonna show her your twatsicle??"
twatsicle by AuntieTATA September 17, 2005

twasshole 

Commonly found on life-sized blow-up dolls or male masturbaters, the term refers to the singular, combination twat & ass hole. (May use in either form: "twass" or "twasshole")
The fire-woman doll has a nice twasshole!
twasshole by missfatty January 18, 2010

twatcicle 

a derogatory term for a woman deemed to be an icy bitch. Combines the terms the words, twat and icicle.
Whitni- "Yo girl, that bitch down the hall needs to get that stick out of her hoochy ass and stop being such an asshole"
Abby- "Fo' sure girl, what a twatcicle!"
twatcicle by Tim, courtesy of Abby January 6, 2008

twotsicle 

an offensive term used to describe a women who is very icy in attitude. Not a warm and caring individual. not approachable.
"Why is Johnnys girlfriend always so cold towards us?"

"Shes a twotsicle man. Let it go."
twotsicle by Chey B October 20, 2008

twapsicle 

An ice cream pop that is inserted in the females vagina and then consumed. Normally flavors consist of very berry, and freshest fruit.
I ate that chicks twapsicle last night. She had the very berry, and it came out very tuna...
twapsicle by thehangman1256 July 9, 2011

twatfoolery 

Behaviour that does not help the situation, tinged with an entitlement based in a misconception of competency. I.e. foolish behaviour by a twat who thinks they're doing the right thing and have the authority to do so... when any outside observer could tell them they are being an utter cockwomble.
Have you heard? The service desk aren't checking their email anymore.
What twatfoolery is this?
Well it's not like the new business model includes repeat business... but fuxsake that's a dumbass move.
twatfoolery by Muddy Funster June 24, 2018
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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