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Twankhole
Slang: Twat+Wanker+Asshole=Twankhole
Someone who doesn't use common sense. A person lacking morals and respect for others. A person who has no concept of action and reaction. Someone who takes no accountability for their actions. A bully! One who chooses be a piece of crap. A selfish person who loves to hurt others. A person who is much bigger of an asshole! Past tense proper noun describing the inside and previously unknown part of a Twinkie. LOL
Kudos to Julie Roof for teaching me this word!!
Someone who doesn't use common sense. A person lacking morals and respect for others. A person who has no concept of action and reaction. Someone who takes no accountability for their actions. A bully! One who chooses be a piece of crap. A selfish person who loves to hurt others. A person who is much bigger of an asshole! Past tense proper noun describing the inside and previously unknown part of a Twinkie. LOL
Kudos to Julie Roof for teaching me this word!!
I can't believe that twankhole didn't pay attention to the traffic more than he did his cell phone.
That twankhole has no common sense when it comes to driving, talking and walking!
That twankhole has no common sense when it comes to driving, talking and walking!
tasshole
tasshole by smellmytasshole November 22, 2010
texasshole
Another name for San Antonio, TX. Located in the center, lower half of Texas, Texasshole maintains its brownish tinge no matter how many times you bleach it.
“Hey, I visited Texasshole this weekend.”
“Great! How was the Alamo?”
“I don’t really remember but it smelled like pee and there were a lot of homeless people.”
“Great! How was the Alamo?”
“I don’t really remember but it smelled like pee and there were a lot of homeless people.”
texasshole by SlipperyClam September 23, 2018
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