tesshole
A Tesla driver who given any chance will out accelerate the gas powered vehicle next to them in their electric rocket.
tesshole by The Tesshole April 19, 2024
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tasshole
tasshole by smellmytasshole November 22, 2010
Teshole
Testhole
It is a derivation of the word 'asshole'. Closely linked to the 'askhole'. Maybe even the same guy...The 'testhole' loves to tell you about how he/she did on a test when you did not even ask them. They will freely give the information because they are confident that they have achieved a better score than you.
You: (thinking out loud and minding your own business) " Man, that fuckin sucks. I totally thought I'd do better on the test than that."
Testhole: ( lingering in your immediate area waiting for the moment to ask) "What's wrong? How'd you do?"
You: ( Not paying attention enough to recognize you are setting yourself up) "86."
Testhole: ( With heavy undertones of false modesty) "100. Sucks for you man. I didn't think the test was that hard." ( Smiles and walks away)
Testhole: ( lingering in your immediate area waiting for the moment to ask) "What's wrong? How'd you do?"
You: ( Not paying attention enough to recognize you are setting yourself up) "86."
Testhole: ( With heavy undertones of false modesty) "100. Sucks for you man. I didn't think the test was that hard." ( Smiles and walks away)
Testhole by Gunbunny31 February 5, 2009
Tassholes
Noun - In snowboarding or skiing, the large, tightly packed groups of first timers found mostly comprised of little children and their parents. Often not quite sure of what they're doing, going slow, and/or swerving from side to side in wide turns. So named thanks to the brightly colored tassels found on the backs of the children in these groups.
Snowboarder 1- Dude you almost hit those kids!
Snowboarder 2 - Dont worry they're just a bunch of tassholes.
Snowboarder 2 - Dont worry they're just a bunch of tassholes.
Tassholes by SlopeDoctor May 18, 2009
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testhole by itsmecurt336 April 20, 2021
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.