turrist 

Noun. Terrorist, A-rab, Muslim, Haji, towel-head, sand nagger, dune coon, et cetera

In other news, a turrist bombing on a public bus in Habeeb has left 7 dead and 4 wounded....

turrist by George "Dubya" Bush May 2, 2005

Turdistan 

When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.

Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.

Turdistan by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019

West Turdistan

Mississippi is also known as West Turdistan.

Biloxi is a small port on the Gulf in West Turdistan

West Turdistan by Cranberry Bob January 8, 2020

turritopsis nutricula

The biologically immortal jellyfish. Perhaps the closest example of immortality man will see. This jellyfish can revert to its polyp stage after becoming sexually mature. It originated in the Caribbean, but has spread all over the world.

Person 1: What's ur favorite animal, man?

Person 2: The TURRITOPSIS NUTRICULA!!!!
*waves arms like a jellyfish and smacks friend in the face to simulate stinging*

turritopsis nutricula by Sir Peter of the Wiggin Family October 10, 2011

Turkistry 

The act of behaving like a turkey or incompetent novice.

It was pure turkistry when those incompetent plumbers flooded my basement.

Turkistry by Coldstyle October 25, 2020

Terrist 

Mispronounced form of Terrorist. Listen to George W. Bush speak, and you'll hear him say it.

"We must be strong and viligant, and unite ourselves against these terrists."

Terrist by The Grapist May 28, 2004

Turrito 

Tuna burrito. Any GREAT sandwich or burger.

Alex makes THE best turritos.

Turrito by William Dean A. Garner November 7, 2011