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Turrito by William Dean A. Garner November 7, 2011
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Territory Fuck
The act of coitus motivated by jealousy and a desire to reassert sexual ownership through aggressive love-making.
Julie "How did that nude photo shoot go on Saturday?"
Candace "It went great, but my boyfriend was there and got insanely jealous."
Julie "That must have been awkward."
Candace "Yeah he got so crazy that when we got home he territory fucked me so hard that I couldn't walk straight."
Julie "Territory fucked?"
Candace "Yeah, he said he had to get his scent all over me so everyone in the future would know that that I belonged to him. I wish he hadn't ejaculated in my eyes though."
Candace "It went great, but my boyfriend was there and got insanely jealous."
Julie "That must have been awkward."
Candace "Yeah he got so crazy that when we got home he territory fucked me so hard that I couldn't walk straight."
Julie "Territory fucked?"
Candace "Yeah, he said he had to get his scent all over me so everyone in the future would know that that I belonged to him. I wish he hadn't ejaculated in my eyes though."
Territory Fuck by Kevolutionary August 24, 2011
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territorial fae bullshit
It's when you are having a pleasant conversation with someone, and suddenly a said buzzard decides to act tough and get all pissy.
It's male nonsense.
You'd think that being almost 350 years old they would learn but no.
They need to prove their dominance, puffing out their chest and throwing hands.
*cough*cough*rowan whitethorn
Example; Aelin: Wow, today is so beautiful.
Elide: I know, what a peaceful day.
*crash noises*
Rowan & Lorcan sizing each other up and glaring.
*Aelin sighs
Aelin: Territoral Fae Bullshit.
It's male nonsense.
You'd think that being almost 350 years old they would learn but no.
They need to prove their dominance, puffing out their chest and throwing hands.
*cough*cough*rowan whitethorn
Example; Aelin: Wow, today is so beautiful.
Elide: I know, what a peaceful day.
*crash noises*
Rowan & Lorcan sizing each other up and glaring.
*Aelin sighs
Aelin: Territoral Fae Bullshit.
territorial fae bullshit by distractedlydriven August 27, 2019
Nmeade Territory
The 7000s range in VR.
In Mario Kart Wii, your skill is tracked by VR, points you lose or gain depending on your position at the end of a race when playing online. Being in the 7000s is Nmeade Territory according to TWD98 and Nmeade5, two prominent Mario Kart Wii players, due to Nmeade5 having been in that range for awhile in the past.
In Mario Kart Wii, your skill is tracked by VR, points you lose or gain depending on your position at the end of a race when playing online. Being in the 7000s is Nmeade Territory according to TWD98 and Nmeade5, two prominent Mario Kart Wii players, due to Nmeade5 having been in that range for awhile in the past.
Me: No! I just got 12th and lost so much VR, I’m at 7920 now.
Friend: Hahaha, looks like you’re in Nmeade Territory now.
Friend: Hahaha, looks like you’re in Nmeade Territory now.
Nmeade Territory by The Ackee Plant March 1, 2019
territorial fart
When it is difficult to get a lounge seat by pool:
"I'm going to lay down a territorial fart and clear the area so I can get the best lounger, and then no one will be bugging me"
"I'm going to lay down a territorial fart and clear the area so I can get the best lounger, and then no one will be bugging me"
territorial fart by disathome October 11, 2009
turritopsis nutricula
The biologically immortal jellyfish. Perhaps the closest example of immortality man will see. This jellyfish can revert to its polyp stage after becoming sexually mature. It originated in the Caribbean, but has spread all over the world.
Person 1: What's ur favorite animal, man?
Person 2: The TURRITOPSIS NUTRICULA!!!!
*waves arms like a jellyfish and smacks friend in the face to simulate stinging*
Person 2: The TURRITOPSIS NUTRICULA!!!!
*waves arms like a jellyfish and smacks friend in the face to simulate stinging*
turritopsis nutricula by Sir Peter of the Wiggin Family October 10, 2011
Territorial
Territorial by Anonymous_10000 October 7, 2016
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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