Turkistry

The act of behaving like a turkey or incompetent novice.

It was pure turkistry when those incompetent plumbers flooded my basement.

by Coldstyle October 25, 2020

Turkastrophe

When something goes horribly wrong with the turkey for Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner.

Your Dad says "Just look after the bird and I'll do everything else" and you forget to take it out of the freezer to thaw in time. Stores are all closed. Oh the turkastrophe!

Or you're used to buying a fresh turkey, you opt for a frozen one and it totally sucks, deeming it a turkastrophe!

by LindseyJay December 25, 2009

turpiscryer

(foreboding, scry, turpitude, woe), someone who practices or specializes in using the Crystal-ball Of Turpitude; someone who anticipates, senses, or predicts ill or dangerous consequences, unless some prescribed action is taken; foretelling worst-case scenario's based on gut feelings; an influential factor in or aspect of doom or woe mongering.

Summon the turpiscryer & tell us what there is to be afraid of this week.

by Darth Johnny December 8, 2010

turkishery

Word used to describe actions considered as turkish stereotypes.

"Her dad is always doing some turkishery when she comes home"

by Benzz December 31, 2017

turkishery

Doing any kind of typical turkish activities.

James: Have you seen Aydin?
Theo: I haven’t seen him all week, he’s always busy doing some turkishery.

by Benzz March 18, 2018

Turkistan

A name used to laugh at the country of Turkey simply for existing, due to the economic shithole that Turkey has been in for, like, forever.

Person 1: "I'm thinking of going to Turkey this summer! I have some money for us. Would you like to come?"
Person 2: "Have you seen literally any news media talking about that country? No, i'm not going to fucking Turkistan with you!"
Person 1: "what the fuck."

by smartestmontenegrin October 21, 2023