61 definitions by William Dean A. Garner

Turrito

Tuna burrito. Any GREAT sandwich or burger.

1. Breast implants, filled with 500 mL (cc) of saline or gel
2. Big boobs.
3. Headlights.
4. Knockers.
5. Big Impressive Tits.

Shirline's 500s walked into the room a full second before she did.

Any Mexican food that gives you diarrhea, especially burritos, but DAMN, it tastes soooo good!

Pulled up into Taco Bell and ordered two diarrhitos with extra cheese.

Barbie's my "top-ho": always enthusiastic, ready to roll me up, take me down. . . .

Someone who's dimwitted and non-thinking.

He was strong and muscular and looked great in a suit, but he was little more than a rockodon.

Sista Sam, my homie's "powderpuff," hoovered an entire ziploc o' coke in one slow up-the-shoot motion. . . .

The Return on Investment or ROI that a criminal gets when he cashes in his chips or finishes an illegal job

Soon as Marco cleaned up the bloody floor, he went to the Big Boss for his gimmee-back, a new Camaro.