61 definitions by William Dean A. Garner

charliesheen

verb trans. destroy all that is good in your life. Piss away great opportunities.

Keep drinking a 12-pack of Stella every night and picking fights with six year olds, and you'll charliesheen yourself all the way to the grave . . . with a sojourn or two in the nearest jail.

by William Dean A. Garner February 27, 2011

riffing

1. talking via stream-of-consciousness thinking
2. freeform talk
3. first-derivative talking

I sat down to write you a letter and then picked up the tape recorder and just "riffed" 'til the batteries deflated.

by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003

Ripnotize

Charm a beautiful woman while you rip her clothes off.

Dino ripnotized Alex in less than a nanosecond

by William Dean A. Garner November 04, 2009

rockodon

Someone who's dimwitted and non-thinking.

He was strong and muscular and looked great in a suit, but he was little more than a rockodon.

by William Dean A. Garner July 01, 2012

Rust&Dust

Research and Development (R&D) that has gone sour and lost money.

At one time, Netflix was the R&D shit. Now it's all Rust&Dust.

by William Dean A. Garner November 07, 2011

Pooton

Noun. Pronounced POO-tahn. A shitload of trouble. Major notgoodness.

Dude, you just got us into major pooton.

by William Dean A. Garner April 30, 2011

powderpuff

Drug user, esp. cocaine

Sista Sam, my homie's "powderpuff," hoovered an entire ziploc o' coke in one slow up-the-shoot motion. . . .

by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003