61 definitions by William Dean A. Garner

Tuna burrito. Any GREAT sandwich or burger.
Alex makes THE best turritos.
by William Dean A. Garner November 7, 2011
1. Breast implants, filled with 500 mL (cc) of saline or gel
2. Big boobs.
3. Headlights.
4. Knockers.
5. Big Impressive Tits.
Shirline's 500s walked into the room a full second before she did.
by William Dean A. Garner September 12, 2003
Any Mexican food that gives you diarrhea, especially burritos, but DAMN, it tastes soooo good!
Pulled up into Taco Bell and ordered two diarrhitos with extra cheese.
by William Dean A. Garner July 26, 2010
1. Best girlfriend
2. A really, really beautiful woman
3. A great fuck
Barbie's my "top-ho": always enthusiastic, ready to roll me up, take me down. . . .
by William Dean A. Garner September 12, 2003
Someone who's dimwitted and non-thinking.
He was strong and muscular and looked great in a suit, but he was little more than a rockodon.
by William Dean A. Garner July 1, 2012
Sista Sam, my homie's "powderpuff," hoovered an entire ziploc o' coke in one slow up-the-shoot motion. . . .
by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003
The Return on Investment or ROI that a criminal gets when he cashes in his chips or finishes an illegal job
Soon as Marco cleaned up the bloody floor, he went to the Big Boss for his gimmee-back, a new Camaro.
by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009