61 definitions by William Dean A. Garner

verb trans. destroy all that is good in your life. Piss away great opportunities.
Keep drinking a 12-pack of Stella every night and picking fights with six year olds, and you'll charliesheen yourself all the way to the grave . . . with a sojourn or two in the nearest jail.
by William Dean A. Garner February 27, 2011
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1. talking via stream-of-consciousness thinking
2. freeform talk
3. first-derivative talking
I sat down to write you a letter and then picked up the tape recorder and just "riffed" 'til the batteries deflated.
by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003
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Someone who's dimwitted and non-thinking.
He was strong and muscular and looked great in a suit, but he was little more than a rockodon.
by William Dean A. Garner July 01, 2012
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Research and Development (R&D) that has gone sour and lost money.
At one time, Netflix was the R&D shit. Now it's all Rust&Dust.
by William Dean A. Garner November 07, 2011
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Noun. Pronounced POO-tahn. A shitload of trouble. Major notgoodness.
Dude, you just got us into major pooton.
by William Dean A. Garner April 30, 2011
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Sista Sam, my homie's "powderpuff," hoovered an entire ziploc o' coke in one slow up-the-shoot motion. . . .
by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003
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