turista

Montezuma's revenge, diarrhea, turista

I never had a worse case of turista than I picked up in Hackensack, New Jersey

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

Turdistan

When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.

Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.

by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019

West Turdistan

Mississippi is also known as West Turdistan.

Biloxi is a small port on the Gulf in West Turdistan

by Cranberry Bob January 8, 2020

tristan alligaen

A pedophile that has a kink for shit.

Timmy, stay away from that tristan alligaen!

by engrish doctor December 8, 2017

Tristania

An undeniable awesome band, which was formed in the end of '96. They mostly play Gothic Metal, but also have hints of Death Metal Black Metal and Opera, which fits really well with their female vocalists voice.

Tristania has 3 vocalists:

Vibeke Stene - female vocals
Kjetil Ingebrethsen - death vocals
Østen Bergøy - clean vocals

Tristania has at the moment 5 albums on the street, first one being Tristania, then in order of appearence:

Widow's Weeds
Beyond the Veil
World of Glass
Ashes

Tristania is an awesome Gothic Metal band.

by Atheuz October 17, 2005

Trista

A beautiful breath taking women, who is a caring, loving, and trustworthy person. Will go out of her way for a friend and u never want to loose her, she will be the best friend or girl friend u will ever have, and is a good fighter. You never want to mess with her cause she will get you; and never mess with her boyfriend or friends. She also loves shopping. If u ever meet her treat her like a princess because she is one, she is a very eligant, and graceful person, always the pretty friend, never would talk about someone. And she is plain hard to get u have to work to get her. Has a great job and has book smarts and street smarts, a great girlfriend or wife, good at cooking, always positive and when she wants something she will get it, and if she has her mind set on something it’s almost impossible to get her to think other wise, never get in a argument with her cause she can hold a lot against you.

Did u see trista she is so pretty
trista is a really good fighter don’t mess with her
Trista is a really good cook
trista is so hard to get!!!

by Starbucks20256 December 19, 2017

Turisas

Turisas is a war god worshipped especially in the Häme region in Finland before christianity. The problem with Finnish mythology is that there are much less sources of written knowledge about it compared with other cultures, which results in dissenting information and uncertainty about facts. The name itself has several writing appearances depending on the source (Tursas, Turisas, Turilas and Turri) all meaning pretty much the same. The etymology of the word is somewhat complex: Tursas refers to mythological giants (as well as sea-creatures in modern Finnish language), Iku-Turso is somekind of a sea-monster according to folk poetry, while Meri-Tursas again appears in old spells as a breeder of disease. The name Turisas stands also pretty near to the Scandinavian, and better known,

Turisas is the giant that fight with David!!

by Javed (The last viking) March 28, 2005