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Similar to fisting, turfisting is the act in which a person inserts their fist into a turkey and then shoves their turkey wrapped fist into the anal passage of another person. See: turfucking
"Hey man have you watched 'turfisting 3: pilgrim sluts stuff christopher columbutts- The story of a NEW thanksgiving'?"
by Robbie Bobalito November 02, 2011
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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