turdist

The word is "Turdist", definition is a tourist that comes to your town and throws their trash out of their car in their parking spot; it also refers to the tourist that treats their server like sh!t when they are over run with other Turdist. It also referes to the tourist that assumes everyone wants to listen to their dirty rap songs in a public space filled with children. Last but certainly not least it refers to the tourist that drives the wrong way down one way streets and flips you off when you try to draw their attention to their mistake. Lesson, don't be a Turdist when you travel.

The Turdist threw his trash out in the parking lot and drove off.

by Matt The Car Guy July 5, 2023

Turdistan

When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.

Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.

by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019

West Turdistan

Mississippi is also known as West Turdistan.

Biloxi is a small port on the Gulf in West Turdistan

by Cranberry Bob January 8, 2020

turdstring

The last person you want playing on your team.

Every other player was hurt, so I had to put in my turdstring Quarterback!

by jonesberger October 6, 2018

turditude

a shitty, awful attitude

Shelley's querulous whining was reflective of her turditude.

by wiley1 April 24, 2008

Turkistry

The act of behaving like a turkey or incompetent novice.

It was pure turkistry when those incompetent plumbers flooded my basement.

by Coldstyle October 25, 2020

turrist

Noun. Terrorist, A-rab, Muslim, Haji, towel-head, sand nagger, dune coon, et cetera

In other news, a turrist bombing on a public bus in Habeeb has left 7 dead and 4 wounded....

by George "Dubya" Bush May 2, 2005