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Hackensack 

Hackensack is a city in Bergen County New Jersey about 10 miles west of New York City. Although Hackensack feels like its damn near Newark because of its high minority population, it's not. Bergen County is mainly white while hackensack might be one of the most mixed places by race in the country. The city has about 43,000 people and it's demographic make up is around 40% white, 25% black, 26% Hispanic, 6% asian, 10% other, and 1% Native Amercan.
-Whoa you look like your black, asian, white, and cuban!!

-thats because im from hackensack.
Hackensack by bp92387 January 1, 2009

Hackensack 

A city in New jersey where hospitals take up more than half of the land
Hackensack lol sack
Hackensack by FlabbyPancakeSause January 22, 2023

Hackensack

I hackensacked here so hard

hackensack high school 

Hackensack high school has Maywood the white people, Rochelle Park the drug users, and Hackensack the ratchets. Oops wait forgot about the smallest town in Bergen county south hackensack. A high school where you can find weaves and used condoms on the floor as well as a few dead cockroaches here and there. Nothing works and everything is broken including the pool. The only thing lower than their pants are their grades.
Dude: Yo I just got this ugly ass nude.
Guy: is it from hackensack high school?

Hackensack hospital 

One of the Largest hospitals in nj and quite possibly the world.

It's always being expanded and the traffic around the building is abhorrentally bad.

Hackensack Handshake 

Originating in Hackensack, MN. Generally performed on out of towners as they pass through or other unsuspecting morons.

It is performed by first extending you hand as if to give a handshake before swiftly kicking or kneeing your target in the groin. When they double over, you then finish the act by smacking the kickee in the face.
"Man, what happen to your face?"
"Some hick got me with the Hackensack Handshake on our way to Bemidji."
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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