Tristansexual

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When your so horny that you fuck your best friend Tristan and you are so attracted to the sex that you only date people named Tristan but they won't go out with you because there into people named shaun. They also butt fuck all the time and eat shit together.

I love Tristan because I'm Tristansexual

Tristansexual by Princess_Wario May 9, 2022

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tristansexual

when someone is attracted to a person named tristan

girl 1: omg im tristansexual!
girl 2: oh wow cool!

tristansexual by dreamygibby April 1, 2021

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tristansexual • titansexual • Trishasexual

titansexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to titans.

"Wow, Hanji is most definitely titansexual"
"Yeah, did you see the way she looked at erens titan"
"Dude... I know"

titansexual by Alex The Duck May 29, 2017

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Trishasexual

When you identify as Trisha Paytas. You truly that you’re Trisha, 1000 percent.

Cindy couldn’t hang out with me as she is transphobic and I am Trishasexual

Trishasexual by The t in lgbt January 24, 2020

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Tristan-sexual

Since Tristan is just the sexiest guy in the world, he deserves his own sexuality. A tristan-sexual is anyone who is overly obsessed with the thought of Tristan's enormous cock pulsing and filling their insides with his hot steamy load, causing their insides to burst.

" I'm a Tristan-Sexual and I just can't wait to be filled by the Big T.

Tristan-sexual by Bleepisboy442 December 23, 2025

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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