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Tristansexual

When your so horny that you fuck your best friend Tristan and you are so attracted to the sex that you only date people named Tristan but they won't go out with you because there into people named shaun. They also butt fuck all the time and eat shit together.
I love Tristan because I'm Tristansexual
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tristansexual

when someone is attracted to a person named tristan
girl 1: omg im tristansexual!
girl 2: oh wow cool!
tristansexual by dreamygibby April 1, 2021
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" I'm a Tristan-Sexual and I just can't wait to be filled by the Big T.
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