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turdtapper

A homosexual male.
See (Asspirate)
Boy George is a turdtapper.
turdtapper by lhpdonkey August 21, 2003
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turdtamper 

turdtamper an alternative name for a plunger or plumbers bestfriend used by diyers and plumbers to clear clogged toilets and sinks the greatest invention since the invention of plumbing
my toilet over flowed and flooded the floor and i had to use the turdtamper to bust the clog loose thanks to the turdtamper i got it done
turdtamper by littlejimmie March 24, 2019

turdwrapper

the rectum
Isabelle's turdwrapper prolapsed & had to be stuck back in place at the hospital

turdpepper 

A variety of pepper known as rat's turd

Also a variety of Carolina reaper that is brown, and when looked at from a certain orientation, it looks like turdpile
Wanna have some turdpepper soup?

Turd Tapper 

Slang for a homosexual, Southern man, residing in Aston PA.
Man... Duke is such a Turd Tapper. He just loves the gooey man chocolate!
Turd Tapper by Rodney1 December 19, 2016

turdtamper 

a male who likes to be active in anal sex
patrice is a total turdtamper, my asshole still hurts
turdtamper by butthead June 29, 2007

turdhopper

Someone who continues to fly/travel during a pandemic although aware of the already less than clean and packed conditions(turd-like).
"Your cousin has been traveling constantly between the US and Europe for years, but even months after pandemic they haven't slowed down at all!"

"Yeah, I'm avoiding them until there's a vaccine since they're constant turdhoppers."
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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