turdtapper

A homosexual male.
See (Asspirate)

Boy George is a turdtapper.

by lhpdonkey August 21, 2003

turdtamper

turdtamper an alternative name for a plunger or plumbers bestfriend used by diyers and plumbers to clear clogged toilets and sinks the greatest invention since the invention of plumbing

my toilet over flowed and flooded the floor and i had to use the turdtamper to bust the clog loose thanks to the turdtamper i got it done

by littlejimmie March 24, 2019

turdwrapper

the rectum

Isabelle's turdwrapper prolapsed & had to be stuck back in place at the hospital

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 8, 2021

turdpepper

A variety of pepper known as rat's turd

Also a variety of Carolina reaper that is brown, and when looked at from a certain orientation, it looks like turdpile

Wanna have some turdpepper soup?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 10, 2021

Turd Tapper

Slang for a homosexual, Southern man, residing in Aston PA.

Man... Duke is such a Turd Tapper. He just loves the gooey man chocolate!

by Rodney1 December 19, 2016

turdtamper

a male who likes to be active in anal sex

patrice is a total turdtamper, my asshole still hurts

by butthead June 29, 2007

turdhopper

Someone who continues to fly/travel during a pandemic although aware of the already less than clean and packed conditions(turd-like).

"Your cousin has been traveling constantly between the US and Europe for years, but even months after pandemic they haven't slowed down at all!"

"Yeah, I'm avoiding them until there's a vaccine since they're constant turdhoppers."

by pimpmastahanhduece July 20, 2020