plunger

A tool, cleverly devised by early mankind to cause great physical pain, anguish, and extreme frustration. Normally manufactured in asian countries such as Malaysia, China, etc. Normally advertised to "plunge" waste from one's toilet, its actual purpose is far, far darker. This is the instrument of death, the tool of the executioner. Terribly devastative, the plunger, whence soaked with "poopy water," or worse, is a fearsome weapon in the hands of even the youngest of children or oldest of granny.

Beware- Man With Plunger

I was beholden to plunge mine Toilet, but yon Plunger had'st its own ideas.

by El Presidente Puejo May 2, 2006

plunger

The worlds greates invention next to toilet paper. A plumbers worst nightmare.

I just took a dump, it was big and brown/
I tried to flush it down the toilet, but it wouldn't go down/
So I tapped it with a pluger, now it's swirling round/
I can't wait till the toilet makes that flushing sound

by dwayne May 11, 2004

plunger

A Bucket Without A Bucket.
A Simple Home Made Smoking Device/Impliment.
All You Need
-2 Litre Plastic Bottle
-A Piece To Put Your Substance in
-Greengo
-lighter
-Access To A Tap

-Let's Get Baked
-Ave Nae Skins Lawd
-Nae Bother Man,Al Make A Plunger Son

by Liam Morris January 26, 2009

plunger

Syringe

What kind of plunger do I need with these steroids?

by Cosmo Wash.DC December 26, 2002

plunger

when a man takes a small shit in the mouth of his partner and then procedes to mouthfuck her (/him?), in a motion that could be interpreted as the male trying to force the shit down his partner's throat with his dick, as one would use a plunger on a toilet.

i did a plunger on that fat bitch and she almost died.

by bust a nut September 7, 2008

plunger

When an abortion is too expensive, buy a plunger.

step 1: attach plunger to baby making aparatus
step 2: suck that baby out

step 3 : ??

step 4 : profit

by Pro-plunger November 7, 2004

plunger

Plunger is the opposite of the shocker. The plunger consists of two fingers, usually the ring and pinky inserted into a girl's ass with the index finger inserted into her vagina. Often used during church or important business meetings with Japanese clients.

Father Joe gave Jenny the plunger while watching a Menudo video.

by Jarrett January 8, 2005