A pedestrian who monopolizes shared walkways with complete inconsideration of others. Most often used to describe the following: a lackadaisical walker who blocks other, more agile, pedestrians from getting to where they need to go; one of a larger group of lunchtime strollers who think it's cute to walk shoulder-to-shoulder, five or six in a row, on a busy city sidewalk.
Don't these clogs know what it means to walk single file?

This Sunday-strolling clog is a real chooch.
by BK Artivism July 7, 2005
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A hard wooden shoe that a woman can use to keep her man in check if he gets out of line. It is particularly effective on a bald-headed man. Preferably use the heel end of the shoe.
Hector kept getting on my nerves so I wacked him on the back of his chrome dome with my hard ass clogs.
by Valinda November 2, 2006
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A strang lump of wood that you strap to your foot in order to walk through tulips... (or maybe float should you fall in a canal smashed out of your face on Heineken and Purple Haze) looks a bit like an old cheese?
Those Dutch are so stoned! They wear clogs man!!
by Blunt Bandit 66 April 1, 2003
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To stay too long in one place or overerstay one's welcome. To linger or hang out.
After the Super Bowl ended I clogged on my buddies couch for a couple hours.
by J Zee June 24, 2009
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(1) A poorly-written blog containing little or no content, nonsense or irrelevant content, or which contains only advertising or promotional content. Also, a blog posted continuously or repeatedly to get more views, remain in a top viewed or prime viewing position, or to push other blogs out of a top viewed or prime viewing position.
That stupid guy posted his "ill show you how to be a milionare in 5 mins(sic)" clog a hundred times today and screwed up everyone else's blogs.
by DMurphy May 1, 2008
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"Man, that girls clog was so tight".

can be (should be, for full effect) used in conjunction with Dutchman's foot and floshed.

EG: "My Dutchman's foot was such a good fit for her clog, she got proper floshed".
by dnb soldier June 2, 2010
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To hinder or obstruct with thick or sticky matter; choke up.
Frank: "Man, I had some wild sex with Susy Q for 3 hours, then after a few orgasms I decided to take a leak--and god damn I got some bad split piss from all the clogging."
Paul: "You moron, everyone knows you have to sit down when you piss after ejaculation!"
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