butthead's definitions

rusty harmonica

Giving a woman a rimjob, and a reach around. Often involves blowing in the butt cheeks.

I gave your sister a rusty harmonica.

by butthead December 4, 2005

butt nuggett

A lump of shit clinging to the anus, or in the gaunch.

I was so bored I was picking butt nuggetts out of the foreman's tonsils.

by butthead December 17, 2005

schmeggy

cheezy, nasty, reeking like smegma

the milk went all schmeggy

by butthead April 15, 2008

whore nugget

A sexual infection, or sore, growth, etc. on one's penis, or genitals

I woke up after that packer party with a massive whore nugget on my dick.

by butthead May 2, 2006

Slider

A person who travels through a wormhole to alterante but parallel universes.

Quinn Mallory was the orignial slider. he was from San Fransico. He got killed by a rabid moneky with a laser gun.

by Butthead November 1, 2004

eat shit and live

eat shit and live.. that way you have to taste it.
just another pleasantry for the people you care most about.

Eat shit and live, you vegan waste of space...

by butthead May 21, 2006

dicksmasher

Canadian equivalent of wanker, tosser, etc. A useless person.

Butthead is a dicksmasher.

by butthead December 17, 2005