terdtapper 

A term of affection for a pet or small child who is a constant "shitstirrer" or is always tearing up something, spilling or eating improper food, or is annoying.

She walked through the door and saw the dog chewing up her favorite shoes. "Stop it motherfucker!" she screamed and kicked at the dog. "Oh come here," she said, then petted the frightened dog lovingly as she sighed, "terdtapper."

terdtapper by Legbah February 4, 2008

turdtamper 

turdtamper an alternative name for a plunger or plumbers bestfriend used by diyers and plumbers to clear clogged toilets and sinks the greatest invention since the invention of plumbing

my toilet over flowed and flooded the floor and i had to use the turdtamper to bust the clog loose thanks to the turdtamper i got it done

turdtamper by littlejimmie March 24, 2019

turdtapper

A homosexual male.
See (Asspirate)

Boy George is a turdtapper.

turdtapper by lhpdonkey August 21, 2003

turdtamper 

a male who likes to be active in anal sex

patrice is a total turdtamper, my asshole still hurts

turdtamper by butthead June 29, 2007

terdhopper 

Usually stupid people named Kayla or kayleb. They tend to hop over terds, preferably their grandma's. Then, once they are done hopping, they like their grandma's butthole until they are clean. yummy!

"dude, guess what i did last night!"

"what!?"

"i terdhopper all night with lexi!"

"nu uh bro fo real!?"

terdhopper by Niggapaaaahleeeseeee September 7, 2012

terd tapper 

one who is willing to penetrate the anal opening (sphincter); also known as your asshole. *Terd tappers are normally referred as homos

Joe Smoe was a terd tapper who liked to put it in little johny's butt

terd tapper by tweedonweed May 21, 2009