lhpdonkey's definitions

dickbeater

The hand of one who beats off.

Keep your dickbeaters off of my sandwich.

by lhpdonkey August 20, 2003

turdpipe

Asshole

You are a turdpipe.

by lhpdonkey August 20, 2003

turdtapper

A homosexual male.
See (Asspirate)

Boy George is a turdtapper.

by lhpdonkey August 21, 2003

duck butter

Ass sweat.

Your Mom's breath smells like Duckbutter.

by lhpdonkey August 20, 2003

scrumpin

Having sexual intercourse.

We were scrumpin like rabbits.

by lhpdonkey August 21, 2003