turdtamper 

turdtamper an alternative name for a plunger or plumbers bestfriend used by diyers and plumbers to clear clogged toilets and sinks the greatest invention since the invention of plumbing

my toilet over flowed and flooded the floor and i had to use the turdtamper to bust the clog loose thanks to the turdtamper i got it done

turdtamper by littlejimmie March 24, 2019

turdtamper 

a male who likes to be active in anal sex

patrice is a total turdtamper, my asshole still hurts

turdtamper by butthead June 29, 2007

turdtapper

A homosexual male.
See (Asspirate)

Boy George is a turdtapper.

turdtapper by lhpdonkey August 21, 2003

Turdhammer 

1. a gay man who engages in anal sex
2. a person/object with little or no value/use, ie. a hammer made from turds

1. Awww, geez. Look at Jack and Shaun. Those two turdhammers are goin' at it again!
2. Is Cashman good for anything? He's such a turdhammer!

Turdhammer by Jiminy Criquette September 15, 2007

turd tamper 

Slang term for a homosexual.

All the guys who got the bar named "the Flaming Penise" are turd tampers.

turd tamper by Garlic September 7, 2003

turd tamper 

One who likes the anal descent with a ramming action with the same sex.

Leroy forced Kyle over the couch and yelled hey boy get ready for the turd tamper....I'm hungry hope you stretched.Bow down boy I'm starving.

turd tamper by flippersideways November 26, 2013

terdtapper 

A term of affection for a pet or small child who is a constant "shitstirrer" or is always tearing up something, spilling or eating improper food, or is annoying.

She walked through the door and saw the dog chewing up her favorite shoes. "Stop it motherfucker!" she screamed and kicked at the dog. "Oh come here," she said, then petted the frightened dog lovingly as she sighed, "terdtapper."

terdtapper by Legbah February 4, 2008