turdhopper

Someone who continues to fly/travel during a pandemic although aware of the already less than clean and packed conditions(turd-like).

"Your cousin has been traveling constantly between the US and Europe for years, but even months after pandemic they haven't slowed down at all!"

"Yeah, I'm avoiding them until there's a vaccine since they're constant turdhoppers."

by pimpmastahanhduece July 20, 2020

turdtapper

A homosexual male.
See (Asspirate)

Boy George is a turdtapper.

by lhpdonkey August 21, 2003

turdholder

mistakenly called the colon, anus, sphincter and other jibberish...all things related to containment and expulsion of fecal matter can be summed up with turdholder

Andrea felt something brewing and bubbling in her turdholder and knew she would probably be spending a lengthy stint ass painting the Starbucks bathroom.

by scottoff August 20, 2007

turdpepper

A variety of pepper known as rat's turd

Also a variety of Carolina reaper that is brown, and when looked at from a certain orientation, it looks like turdpile

Wanna have some turdpepper soup?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 10, 2021

tardhopper

noun. -one who has sexual relations with a retarded person.

Screwing the girl who takes the short bus to school would make you a grade "A" tardhopper.

by Bluey6 October 5, 2006

terdhopper

Usually stupid people named Kayla or kayleb. They tend to hop over terds, preferably their grandma's. Then, once they are done hopping, they like their grandma's butthole until they are clean. yummy!

"dude, guess what i did last night!"

"what!?"

"i terdhopper all night with lexi!"

"nu uh bro fo real!?"

by Niggapaaaahleeeseeee September 7, 2012

Turddropper

A person who creates a post and then disappears never to reply to comments reactions.

That turddropper left an interesting post and then disappeared.

by JimNi September 1, 2023