turdpepper

A variety of pepper known as rat's turd

Also a variety of Carolina reaper that is brown, and when looked at from a certain orientation, it looks like turdpile

Wanna have some turdpepper soup?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 10, 2021

turdtapper

A homosexual male.
See (Asspirate)

Boy George is a turdtapper.

by lhpdonkey August 21, 2003

Turdkeeper

Someone who constantly reminds someone of the time they have spent on the toilet while that person is trying to defecate in peace.

Similar to the word "Timekeeper"

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Dude, it's been 78 seconds and you are still on the toilet.

Shut the hell up you Turdkeeper.

by The Best Definer Ever? October 12, 2010

turdpelter

any creature that likes pelting their turds at you, some monkeys do that & you can watch this action on youtube at- aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vd2F0Y2g/dj13azNsdG5pZEY3TQ==
Just use a base 64 decoder to convert the above to a link

My capuchin monkey Jack is a turdpelter

by Jumbled McGobbledygook July 15, 2022

turdhopper

Someone who continues to fly/travel during a pandemic although aware of the already less than clean and packed conditions(turd-like).

"Your cousin has been traveling constantly between the US and Europe for years, but even months after pandemic they haven't slowed down at all!"

"Yeah, I'm avoiding them until there's a vaccine since they're constant turdhoppers."

by pimpmastahanhduece July 20, 2020