turdmoans 

When you moan during anal sex
A word also used to describe gay sex

Ricky’s got a case of the turdmoans. I saw him leaving Ryan’s last night disheveled

turdmoans by Bobbyshazzam April 21, 2024

Turdmongler 

Noun. Pronounced (T-erd-Mon-gul-er)

1.) A person or thing that mongles turds.
2.) One who collects or hords large numbers or quantities of crap or #%*!
3.) Any person or thing that brings dung or feces into their life in a rapid or consistant manner
4.) Jonathan Terrill
5.) One that is full of crap

Jeff: Jonathan told me that he was going to attack me.

Tucker: Did he also mention that I ate your last peice of cake?

Jeff: WHAT THE "F" Tucker?!

Tucker:Dude, calm down bra.

Jeff: You're such a turdmongler Tucker.

Tucker: So what about Jonathan?

Jeff: He's a turdmongler too.

Turdmongler by Jerickson September 2, 2009

Turdmaster 

Nickname for the boss in a dysfunctional hierarchy since s/he essentially tells you when and where to shit.

Sorry buddy, I can’t do anything for you yet, I’m waiting for the Turdmaster to drop his giant turd so that I’ll know how to handle things.

Turdmaster by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2020

turdmanship 

the act, quality, art, or practice of being a complete piece of shit.

josh is such a jerk to everyone, going out of his way to make bad decisions in every way possible (including chronic smoke inhalation, yuck!) and taking every opportunity to screw over everyone, including himself. he must be trying out for his expert turdmanship badge!

turdmanship by chuckybubbles April 5, 2009

turbomansion 

Originating from the game Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel, a turbomansion is a mansion which is so much faster than other mansions, it seems to be using turbo.

Hey bro, you like my new turbomansion?

turbomansion by QQQQQddddaaaaaaaad July 12, 2017

Turfmonster 

The act of taking something good and, with good intentions, destroying it by making it completely unusable.

I used to go to Turfmonster.com until the idiot operators at turfmonster turfmonstered the website.

Turfmonster by Blank77 May 19, 2009

Turdminster 

A district in London which extends to the river Thames which had more turd by volume than water before epidemiology & sanitation & disease process was properly understood by man probably during Victorian times

I will meet you at the Turdminster bridge

Turdminster by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021