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Turdmongler
Noun. Pronounced (T-erd-Mon-gul-er)
1.) A person or thing that mongles turds.
2.) One who collects or hords large numbers or quantities of crap or #%*!
3.) Any person or thing that brings dung or feces into their life in a rapid or consistant manner
4.) Jonathan Terrill
5.) One that is full of crap
1.) A person or thing that mongles turds.
2.) One who collects or hords large numbers or quantities of crap or #%*!
3.) Any person or thing that brings dung or feces into their life in a rapid or consistant manner
4.) Jonathan Terrill
5.) One that is full of crap
Jeff: Jonathan told me that he was going to attack me.
Tucker: Did he also mention that I ate your last peice of cake?
Jeff: WHAT THE "F" Tucker?!
Tucker:Dude, calm down bra.
Jeff: You're such a turdmongler Tucker.
Tucker: So what about Jonathan?
Jeff: He's a turdmongler too.
Tucker: Did he also mention that I ate your last peice of cake?
Jeff: WHAT THE "F" Tucker?!
Tucker:Dude, calm down bra.
Jeff: You're such a turdmongler Tucker.
Tucker: So what about Jonathan?
Jeff: He's a turdmongler too.
Turdmongler by Jerickson September 2, 2009
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Turdmaster
Nickname for the boss in a dysfunctional hierarchy since s/he essentially tells you when and where to shit.
Sorry buddy, I can’t do anything for you yet, I’m waiting for the Turdmaster to drop his giant turd so that I’ll know how to handle things.
Turdmaster by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2020
turdmanship
josh is such a jerk to everyone, going out of his way to make bad decisions in every way possible (including chronic smoke inhalation, yuck!) and taking every opportunity to screw over everyone, including himself. he must be trying out for his expert turdmanship badge!
turdmanship by chuckybubbles April 5, 2009
turbomansion
Originating from the game Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel, a turbomansion is a mansion which is so much faster than other mansions, it seems to be using turbo.
turbomansion by QQQQQddddaaaaaaaad July 12, 2017
Turfmonster
The act of taking something good and, with good intentions, destroying it by making it completely unusable.
Turfmonster by Blank77 May 19, 2009
Turdminster
A district in London which extends to the river Thames which had more turd by volume than water before epidemiology & sanitation & disease process was properly understood by man probably during Victorian times
Turdminster by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021
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