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Nickname for the boss in a dysfunctional hierarchy since s/he essentially tells you when and where to shit.
Sorry buddy, I can’t do anything for you yet, I’m waiting for the Turdmaster to drop his giant turd so that I’ll know how to handle things.
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by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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Someone who is a complete and utter idiot. His/her incompetence has rendered them so completely useless, that the only thing you would put them in charge of is a pile of turds.
I ordered ONION RINGS but the Turd Master at the counter gave me fries - AGAIN!
by aspAddict June 16, 2006
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one who defecates excessively large quantities of stool.
Though our cat and dog consume similar quantities of food,
the dog is the true turdmaster.
by sphinctre February 04, 2011
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