Turdmaster

Nickname for the boss in a dysfunctional hierarchy since s/he essentially tells you when and where to shit.

Sorry buddy, I can’t do anything for you yet, I’m waiting for the Turdmaster to drop his giant turd so that I’ll know how to handle things.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2020

turdmaster

one who defecates excessively large quantities of stool.

Though our cat and dog consume similar quantities of food,
the dog is the true turdmaster.

by sphinctre February 23, 2011

TrueMaster

An old school Master in BDSM scene. Takes his lifestyle seriously and is ”truly” what he is, having no roles for sessions. TrueMasters are successful in partner market due to their nature as non-posers. This causes a lot of dislike in their opposition, as well as TrueMaster’s tendency to be pompous, arrogant and verbally aggressive.

Also used as negative term for all middle-aged Dominant men in BDSM scene.

That TrueMaster is hoarding subs like there would be no-one else in the world.

How does that ugly, fat TrueMaster lure those chicks?

by United TrueMasters March 3, 2021

Tardmaster

The master of a retard, as commonly seen in public schools since the initial passage of the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act, which mandated the inclusion of retards into standard education settings. These retards need constant individual supervision from tardmasters.

"Dude, did you see that retard flip his shit in gym earlier? His tardmaster had to take him down!"

by gnomenclature January 2, 2010

tardmaster

1. The master of all retarded behavior.
2. One who excels in tardness.

Put the midget down, tardmaster!

by Brian (the ultimate Tard) February 26, 2006

toadmaster

A big fat White man who says the N-word an excessive amount and still lives with his mother. He will spend his days masturbating and playing Xbox most likely battle royales and will be a sad fat man forever.

My mate is a real Toadmaster he's a real virgin

by sphinx909 March 22, 2023

Turd Master

Someone who is a complete and utter idiot. His/her incompetence has rendered them so completely useless, that the only thing you would put them in charge of is a pile of turds.

I ordered ONION RINGS but the Turd Master at the counter gave me fries - AGAIN!

by aspAddict September 1, 2008