Turdminster

A district in London which extends to the river Thames which had more turd by volume than water before epidemiology & sanitation & disease process was properly understood by man probably during Victorian times

I will meet you at the Turdminster bridge

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

Turdmaster

Nickname for the boss in a dysfunctional hierarchy since s/he essentially tells you when and where to shit.

Sorry buddy, I can’t do anything for you yet, I’m waiting for the Turdmaster to drop his giant turd so that I’ll know how to handle things.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2020

Turdminator

A prize winning stool that reaches from the pool of the porcelain throne, giving a thumbs up as it slips under the foamy water

Mom, check out this turdminator

by Jeynox October 4, 2016

turdminer

1. One who probes for turds with their weiner.

2. One who likes butt play.

A: "I was in that butt for like 3 hours!!"
B: "Your such a turdminer."

by justadrunk August 16, 2004

turdmeister

A Procurer of fecal matter.

Literal:
"I'm going to the turdmeister, get me some turd."

Metaphoric:
"Geofrey, why must you do the nasty with my sister? You are nothing more than a turdmeister."

by George Hayward December 6, 2006

Turfmonster

The act of taking something good and, with good intentions, destroying it by making it completely unusable.

I used to go to Turfmonster.com until the idiot operators at turfmonster turfmonstered the website.

by Blank77 May 19, 2009

turdmaster

one who defecates excessively large quantities of stool.

Though our cat and dog consume similar quantities of food,
the dog is the true turdmaster.

by sphinctre February 23, 2011