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Tardmonger 

Dude i hate her, shes such a...a...a...TARDMONGER
Tardmonger by AJeanM February 10, 2008

Tardmeister 

n. A very foolish person, like a retard.Notice the "tard". You use it to insult people, instead of saying retard, it's tardmeister.
Holy Crap, you're the biggest tardmeister I know, Devon.
Tardmeister by heylo August 30, 2005

Tardmaster 

The master of a retard, as commonly seen in public schools since the initial passage of the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act, which mandated the inclusion of retards into standard education settings. These retards need constant individual supervision from tardmasters.
"Dude, did you see that retard flip his shit in gym earlier? His tardmaster had to take him down!"
Tardmaster by gnomenclature January 2, 2010

tardmaster 

1. The master of all retarded behavior.
2. One who excels in tardness.
Put the midget down, tardmaster!

Turfmonster 

The act of taking something good and, with good intentions, destroying it by making it completely unusable.
I used to go to Turfmonster.com until the idiot operators at turfmonster turfmonstered the website.
Turfmonster by Blank77 May 19, 2009

Turdminster 

A district in London which extends to the river Thames which had more turd by volume than water before epidemiology & sanitation & disease process was properly understood by man probably during Victorian times
I will meet you at the Turdminster bridge
Turdminster by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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