Someone who inhales smoke on purpose to get a fix of nicotine, a highly addictive drug that should be illegal. They don't realize that smoke is just filth, basically the opposite of fresh clean air. This is worse than inhaling straight up farts, but they do it anyway because they are just so stupid. A smoker could just get an electronic cigarette and inhale their nicotine in water vapor with some flavoring, but they usually don't. They just continue inhaling filth because they are hopeless addicts stuck in a behavioral rut. Smokers usually litter because they don't even care about themselves, let alone the world around them.
by chuckybubbles December 02, 2011
Get the smokermug. by chuckybubbles April 07, 2009
Get the farteningmug. someone who smokes, and not to preserve salmon. someone who actually inhales smoke on purpose to get a drug from the smoke, such as nicotine. a loser, a stinky butt-sucking loser.
dude, if you are a butt sucker, then you are just a stinky butt sucking loser. don't be such a loser.
by chuckybubbles August 12, 2011
Get the butt suckermug. the process by which things are destroyed in the house if they are too weak or poorly designed. for example, if a carpet is destroyed by a vacuum cleaner or a container melts in the microwave. this weeds out the sick and weak household items that do not deserve to survive, allowing the better-constructed items to thrive.
the plate that melted in the dishwasher is just another victim of domestic selection, as it apparently did not deserve to survive.
by chuckybubbles April 25, 2010
Get the domestic selectionmug. 1) my wife told me that i need someone like her to give me direction.
2) the neighbor kid left a flaming poo sack on my stoop, so i gave him direction by sitting on his head and sharting.
3) if you want to give direction, then piss on someone and make them eat poop, just don't bug me about it.
4) that butt-sucking loser needed some direction, so i fed him all his idiot sticks and kicked him square in the asshole.
2) the neighbor kid left a flaming poo sack on my stoop, so i gave him direction by sitting on his head and sharting.
3) if you want to give direction, then piss on someone and make them eat poop, just don't bug me about it.
4) that butt-sucking loser needed some direction, so i fed him all his idiot sticks and kicked him square in the asshole.
by chuckybubbles September 29, 2010
Get the give directionmug. josh is such a jerk to everyone, going out of his way to make bad decisions in every way possible (including chronic smoke inhalation, yuck!) and taking every opportunity to screw over everyone, including himself. he must be trying out for his expert turdmanship badge!
by chuckybubbles April 05, 2009
Get the turdmanshipmug. you should quit smoking or at least shave off the mustache, because that shit-stain looks like shit.
by chuckybubbles August 29, 2011
Get the shit-stainmug.