chuckybubbles's definitions

tweeting jesus

to fart. farting. to bust ass. busting ass. to squeeze the cheese. squeezing the cheese. baking an air biscuit.

are you just constantly tweeting jesus? stinky motherfucker.

have you tweeted jesus today? you look kind of backed up.

hold your breath, i just tweeted jesus.

i have to tweet jesus so bad, it's tearing the ass out of me.

by chuckybubbles May 9, 2014

Loser Friendly

A term for a business establishment that allows people to smoke inside, like a bar in a state where that is still legal. This could also be a hotel that still has smoking rooms or a gas station or stop-and-rob mini mart where losers are allowed to light up. A loser friendly establishment smells like cigarettes, so normal people will not want to be in there.

That store is loser friendly, so let's go someplace else.

by chuckybubbles November 22, 2011

smoker

Someone who inhales smoke on purpose to get a fix of nicotine, a highly addictive drug that should be illegal. They don't realize that smoke is just filth, basically the opposite of fresh clean air. This is worse than inhaling straight up farts, but they do it anyway because they are just so stupid. A smoker could just get an electronic cigarette and inhale their nicotine in water vapor with some flavoring, but they usually don't. They just continue inhaling filth because they are hopeless addicts stuck in a behavioral rut. Smokers usually litter because they don't even care about themselves, let alone the world around them.

Hey smoker! Could you please pick up that butt before I feed it to you and kick you in the balls?

by chuckybubbles December 2, 2011

barrier contraceptives

clothing worn to bed, thus preventing sexual intercourse

dammit, take off those pajamas! bitch, i just can't hump through all those barrier contraceptives!

by chuckybubbles February 1, 2009

vegetate

to relax to the point of killing brain cells, thus becoming more of a vegetable.

i just haven't been relaxing enough lately, so i need to vegetate harder.

by chuckybubbles September 11, 2011

boom box

an orifice of the body that makes a loud noise. this can refer to the mouth (belching), the anus (farting), or the vagina (queefing).

dude, quit playing those loud tunes out you backdoor boom box!

by chuckybubbles May 17, 2009

jerkens

lotion used for wanking.

i go through so damn much jerkens, i wish i had a lady friend i could stick it in instead.

by chuckybubbles April 20, 2009