41 definitions by chuckybubbles

Something that smokers usually do because they are losers. They are so filled with self-hatred and disdain for the world around them that they see nothing wrong with filling the streets with cigarette butts. Assholes.
Hey asshole! Could you maybe stop littering and pick up after yourself? Your mother isn't here to clean up your shit!
by chuckybubbles December 2, 2011
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an addictive drug that basically does three things:

1) smells bad

2) hurts people

3) creates litter
how about putting that cigarette in the toilet where it belongs? then you can piss on it like it deserves, and maybe even take a dump! then you can flush that filth down with all the other shit.
by chuckybubbles October 22, 2012
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an orifice of the body that makes a loud noise. this can refer to the mouth (belching), the anus (farting), or the vagina (queefing).
dude, quit playing those loud tunes out you backdoor boom box!
by chuckybubbles May 16, 2009
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a person who is in the habit of making bad decisions, like gambling, smoking, or using other harmful addictive drugs. these habits screw up their lives and make them losers.
stay away from that loser. he reeks like a butt-sucker and even has a shitstain on his mustache. nasty.
by chuckybubbles September 20, 2011
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1. People who have LOST in LIFE! Someone with no prospects who is clearly going to amount to nothing in this world. Immature, cocky, superficial, dickhead, horny, pathetic, self-centered DUMBASS smoker guys with NO personality who have no interest in anything that's going on in the world and waste everybody's time, space and air. Expect to be respected because they're supposedly 'hot' or have a 'hot' car, or screwed some 'hot' girl. People who need to learn how to control their libido. They think its 'cool' to use and abuse females. Usually spend all their time making crude physical assessments on women and in many ways further objectifying them. (usually butt ugly, but THINK they're good-looking)

2. Anyone who has ever raped a girl, and who probably smokes and does other DUMBASS things.
loser: "Hey, maybe if I tell her she has nice tits, she might be impressed by my feeble attempt at masculinity and forget that i have no brain and no life and smell like cigarettes."
by chuckybubbles November 16, 2011
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the process by which things are destroyed in the house if they are too weak or poorly designed. for example, if a carpet is destroyed by a vacuum cleaner or a container melts in the microwave. this weeds out the sick and weak household items that do not deserve to survive, allowing the better-constructed items to thrive.
the plate that melted in the dishwasher is just another victim of domestic selection, as it apparently did not deserve to survive.
by chuckybubbles April 26, 2010
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