Turdman

Short, balding man with broad shoulders and a hairy ass.

Wow, that guy is such a turdman.

Turdman by Georjetson May 5, 2010

turdman

a man who loves turd

hey tim you are a turdman

turdman by loren brinton February 7, 2005

Turdban 

Protective head covering for bird droppings.

While dining outside with friends, I was happy I wore my turdban

Turdban by Niezzy March 3, 2019

Turdtanic 

When a buoyant turd starts to sink at one end causing the opposite end to rise out of the water. The turd will be unable to support its own weight and after only a few seconds it will violently break in half. The portion of the turd that was exposed to the air will come crashing down into the water and the two pieces will sink to the bottom of the toilet. Any corn or other undigested food unfortunate enough to be aboard this turd will be pulled under do to the vacuum effect the heavy turd creates as it sinks.

Dude, I just experienced my first Turdtanic. The splash got my ass all wet. I feel sorry for all that corn that was pulled under into a mirky cloud of shit never to be seen again.

Turdtanic by Jack Dawson February 6, 2007

Turman Elevator 

The slowest elevator in the world. Located in Turman Hall of Emory University, the Turman Elevator is the bane of all Turman residents.

"The DUC food will have improved by the time the Turman Elevator moves from 1st floor to 2nd floor"

Turman Elevator by Turman407 February 10, 2010

turdean 

Something that has 100% luck modifier but every 30 seconds does something unpredictable.

Doing that was so turdean!

turdean by Qweasd1qqq November 26, 2018

turdmenistan 

/tûrdˈmɛnɨstæn/ A turdistan or a squat toilet, also known as laturda (from Italian alla turda), intended for use by men.

I should have taken a dump back at the turdmenistan. Now I'm fighting a turdkiss in rush-hour traffic.

turdmenistan by zaquax December 25, 2010