Romance of a turd and his turdette. Similar to romance; a feeling of love for, or a strong attraction towards another turd(ette), and the courtship behaviors undertaken by a turd(ette) to express those overall feelings and resultant emotions
He always had a turdmance side, which he was proud to show her; by means of gestures or gifts so his turdette would know the feelings of love were there and very real.
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Sorry buddy, I can’t do anything for you yet, I’m waiting for the Turdmaster to drop his giant turd so that I’ll know how to handle things.
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by justadrunk August 16, 2004
Get the turdminer mug.josh is such a jerk to everyone, going out of his way to make bad decisions in every way possible (including chronic smoke inhalation, yuck!) and taking every opportunity to screw over everyone, including himself. he must be trying out for his expert turdmanship badge!
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Get the Tromance mug.1. The urge to make a bowel movement while flying on a plane. The victim is hesitant to use the in-flight facilities usually due to embarrassment, anxiety, or laziness. This predicament is often coupled with the fear of having another person waiting to use the facility. Sometimes equated with "prairie-dogging", "the bubble guts", and/or "crowning."
2. Being prevented from leaving one's seat despite having an extreme need to use the restroom.
2. Being prevented from leaving one's seat despite having an extreme need to use the restroom.
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