turdmance 

Romance of a turd and his turdette. Similar to romance; a feeling of love for, or a strong attraction towards another turd(ette), and the courtship behaviors undertaken by a turd(ette) to express those overall feelings and resultant emotions

He always had a turdmance side, which he was proud to show her; by means of gestures or gifts so his turdette would know the feelings of love were there and very real.

turdmance by SheLovesMeYaYaYa February 15, 2022

Turdmaster 

Nickname for the boss in a dysfunctional hierarchy since s/he essentially tells you when and where to shit.

Sorry buddy, I can’t do anything for you yet, I’m waiting for the Turdmaster to drop his giant turd so that I’ll know how to handle things.

Turdmaster by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2020

turdminer 

1. One who probes for turds with their weiner.

2. One who likes butt play.

A: "I was in that butt for like 3 hours!!"
B: "Your such a turdminer."

turdminer by justadrunk August 16, 2004

turdmanship 

the act, quality, art, or practice of being a complete piece of shit.

josh is such a jerk to everyone, going out of his way to make bad decisions in every way possible (including chronic smoke inhalation, yuck!) and taking every opportunity to screw over everyone, including himself. he must be trying out for his expert turdmanship badge!

turdmanship by chuckybubbles April 5, 2009

Tromance 

When a romance forms between two trolls.

Their love might just be a tromance.

Tromance by xmelissa2681 February 12, 2009

turdulance 

1. The urge to make a bowel movement while flying on a plane. The victim is hesitant to use the in-flight facilities usually due to embarrassment, anxiety, or laziness. This predicament is often coupled with the fear of having another person waiting to use the facility. Sometimes equated with "prairie-dogging", "the bubble guts", and/or "crowning."

2. Being prevented from leaving one's seat despite having an extreme need to use the restroom.

"Marcy could no longer read Sky Mall--she was experiencing heavy turdulance on her way to Atlanta."

turdulance by artzymorena July 22, 2009

tromance 

a bromance between three guys.

Hunter, Walls and Singh had a total tromance during the production.

tromance by RomaticObservationist August 5, 2009