Turdmongler 

Noun. Pronounced (T-erd-Mon-gul-er)

1.) A person or thing that mongles turds.
2.) One who collects or hords large numbers or quantities of crap or #%*!
3.) Any person or thing that brings dung or feces into their life in a rapid or consistant manner
4.) Jonathan Terrill
5.) One that is full of crap

Jeff: Jonathan told me that he was going to attack me.

Tucker: Did he also mention that I ate your last peice of cake?

Jeff: WHAT THE "F" Tucker?!

Tucker:Dude, calm down bra.

Jeff: You're such a turdmongler Tucker.

Tucker: So what about Jonathan?

Jeff: He's a turdmongler too.

Turdmongler by Jerickson September 2, 2009

Tardmonger 

a pompous imbicile; buffoon

Dude i hate her, shes such a...a...a...TARDMONGER

Tardmonger by AJeanM February 10, 2008

Turd Mongler 

Noun: One who steals turds, a thief of turds

Tyler Reuter is such a turd mongler, he is always jacking all my turds!

Turd Mongler by Kev Ward July 27, 2011

turdmonger 

a derogatory term for any homosexual and/or assbandit.

don't drop the soap around that guy, he's a real turdmonger!

turdmonger by maxell December 23, 2006

turdmonster 

Someone named Rosie, who is semi-retarded and fully psychotic.

Guy #1 "Dude, my sister Rosie fucking burned the house down when she tried playing her Kelly Clarkson CD in the toaster. Then she beat the shit out of the firemen when they would'nt let her drink from the fire hose."

Guy #2 "Weak. Your sister is a fucking turdmonster!"

turdmonster by Ator November 12, 2008

Turd Mongler 

Noun: One who steals turds, a thieve of turds.

Tyler Reuter is a turd mongler, he loves to steal my turds!

Turd Mongler by Kev Ward July 27, 2011

turdmonger 

Someone who causes a lot of drama, or someone who dwells in crap.

Gee golly, she sure is being a turdmonger today.

turdmonger by Frankie McFranken October 4, 2006