4 definitions by Jerickson

Emoser

A person that wants very badly to be EMO, but is totally not. Therefore they are a wannabe EMO poser. An Emoser if you will.

Jayleen is starting to act like an Emoser.

by Jerickson March 11, 2009

Forsight

The ability to look into the future and see yourself being a idiot and thereby stop yourself from becoming said idiot.

John almost bought the TwoDaLoo toilet but his forsight told him it might be a mistake.

by Jerickson February 2, 2009

Turdmongler

Noun. Pronounced (T-erd-Mon-gul-er)

1.) A person or thing that mongles turds.
2.) One who collects or hords large numbers or quantities of crap or #%*!
3.) Any person or thing that brings dung or feces into their life in a rapid or consistant manner
4.) Jonathan Terrill
5.) One that is full of crap

Jeff: Jonathan told me that he was going to attack me.

Tucker: Did he also mention that I ate your last peice of cake?

Jeff: WHAT THE "F" Tucker?!

Tucker:Dude, calm down bra.

Jeff: You're such a turdmongler Tucker.

Tucker: So what about Jonathan?

Jeff: He's a turdmongler too.

by Jerickson September 2, 2009

Wikad

1. An intensly powerful flooding deluge of awesomeness encapsulated in one feverish object of power and majesty.
2. Supa fly
3. Rad
4. Saweet
5. Bad Apple
6. Sick (The good kind)
7. Rawking
8. Off the _____(Place any object here. EG: Hook, Chain, Planet, Grass, Fence, Cow, or Banana)

Jeff: Dude. That UFC fight last nigh?
Kelly: I know?! Right bra?!
Jeff: Totally wikad.
Kelly: Righteous. Yea, wikad rad.
Jeff: I mean like, outrageously intense.

Kelly: Word.

by Jerickson May 9, 2009