Turfmonster
The act of taking something good and, with good intentions, destroying it by making it completely unusable.
Turfmonster by Blank77 May 19, 2009
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a person who dominates out on the soccer field, with many skills that their peers are very jealous of, and from a viewing point is way better then everyone else, and grabs everyones attention. she also is very attractive
turfmonster by sammy9298 June 12, 2005
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Turf Monster
A turf monster is an invisible creature that lives beneath the Artificial turf in several football stadiums. When a player is carrying the ball in open field, the turf monster will occasionally trip up the ball carrier and stop the play. He does not discriminate between teams, offense or defense, or ethnicity.
Chris Burman "He's at the 50...the 40... No one can tackle him...until the turf monster says hello."
Turf Monster by DonnieLee August 14, 2006
Turdminster
A district in London which extends to the river Thames which had more turd by volume than water before epidemiology & sanitation & disease process was properly understood by man probably during Victorian times
Turdminster by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021
Turf Monster
I used to go to Turfmonster.com until the idiot operators decided to turf monster the site making it bulky and unusable.
Our soccer team was completely solid until it was handed off to another coach who proceeded to cut players and turf monster the whole thing.
Our soccer team was completely solid until it was handed off to another coach who proceeded to cut players and turf monster the whole thing.
Turf Monster by Blank77 May 19, 2009
turdmonster
Guy #1 "Dude, my sister Rosie fucking burned the house down when she tried playing her Kelly Clarkson CD in the toaster. Then she beat the shit out of the firemen when they would'nt let her drink from the fire hose."
Guy #2 "Weak. Your sister is a fucking turdmonster!"
Guy #2 "Weak. Your sister is a fucking turdmonster!"
turdmonster by Ator November 12, 2008