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Dysfunctional

Adjective.

To be very bad at something. Usually pertaining to sports.

*Coined by SAAS*
Jim knew Clemon was dysfunctional because he missed twelve layups in a row.
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a “dysfunctional” relationship is something that’s never perfect but is always worth it
they have a dysfunctional relationship but it works really well .
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1. Any executive action by Dean Spanos stunted slime, incompetent team president of the San Diego Chargers, who single-handedly tossed his entire 2007 season in the crapper before it even got started.

2. Bending over to receive a good bumming from an insecure weasel and getting nothing in return.

3. Failure to grasp the consequences of a poorly thought out decision.

4. Firing the coach who led your team to a 14-2 record.
Dysfunctional Dean Spanos...stupid, stupid, stupid.

Dean Spanos, in a moment of dysfunctional reflection, “I fired the wrong Bobby”.

What the heck happened to this 2007 Charger team? Why are they so dysfunctional?
by fujikawa October 17, 2007
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1) Your family is like Diana Jennings! What does that that mean? Dysfunctional duh!

2) why would you leave a man for a low life biker you must be Diana Jennings
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1. When something does not function properly.

2. When something is dangerous, bad, unhealthy, toxic, etc.
Do you know Stephanie and Kevin?
They have such a dysfunctional relationship!
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"The Minds Of The Hype House Are Dysfunctional" (Good Sentence Isn't It)
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Dysfunctional family size

A level of measurement, in this case it denotes one 1.75 L bottle of hard alcohol.

You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.
Man, last night was boring as hell until Mark found his mom's dysfunctional family sized bottle of Cuervo. Next thing I know we turned his living room into a slip n' slide and Ashley puked in the china cabinet.
by Elwood Lane November 4, 2012
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