1. Any executive action by Dean Spanos stunted slime, incompetent team president of the San Diego Chargers, who single-handedly tossed his entire 2007 season in the crapper before it even got started.

2. Bending over to receive a good bumming from an insecure weasel and getting nothing in return.

3. Failure to grasp the consequences of a poorly thought out decision.

4. Firing the coach who led your team to a 14-2 record.

Dysfunctional Dean Spanos...stupid, stupid, stupid.

Dean Spanos, in a moment of dysfunctional reflection, “I fired the wrong Bobby”.

What the heck happened to this 2007 Charger team? Why are they so dysfunctional?

dysfunctional by fujikawa October 17, 2007

Dysfunctional

Diana Jennings 🤮

1) Your family is like Diana Jennings! What does that that mean? Dysfunctional duh!

2) why would you leave a man for a low life biker you must be Diana Jennings

Dysfunctional by Factual-information June 7, 2018

Dysfunctional

1. When something does not function properly.

2. When something is dangerous, bad, unhealthy, toxic, etc.

Do you know Stephanie and Kevin?
They have such a dysfunctional relationship!

Dysfunctional by JonnyDasPony March 21, 2018

Dysfunctional

Not Operating Normally Or Properly

"The Minds Of The Hype House Are Dysfunctional" (Good Sentence Isn't It)

Dysfunctional by SkrtZ On YT May 1, 2021

Dysfunctional family size

A level of measurement, in this case it denotes one 1.75 L bottle of hard alcohol.

You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.

Man, last night was boring as hell until Mark found his mom's dysfunctional family sized bottle of Cuervo. Next thing I know we turned his living room into a slip n' slide and Ashley puked in the china cabinet.

Dysfunctional family size by Elwood Lane November 4, 2012

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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