turbotony

An overly metrosexual male indigenous to the suburbs of MD that works 12 hour workdays minus the work. Favorite activities of this species are IM'ing, mid-week concerts, vacay'ing on the regular, hollering, last but not least...cheel'n in the friendzone.

Dood....that a real life turbotony. If you get too close, you will end up getting your hair did at a hair salon instead of a barber shop.

by uhhyun July 11, 2006

turbostoner

Someone who consumes excessive amounts of cannabis but appears to function as if completely sober.

He ingested 3500mg in edibles and smoked at least a quad of extracts and he’s still going, what a turbostoner

by SaltedTerps May 20, 2020

turbotron

A wild party including: hot tubs, pterodactyls, chicken patties, space camp stories, frisbees, bug hunting, the viewing of enflamed gasoline coated kitties, and pretty much anything else you damn well feel like doing.

Kate: "What do you want to do this weekend?"
Mal: "Let's have an adventurous turbotron!"
Allison: "Aflack, yeah!"
Sarah: "...Booty."

by Aflack O'Frac April 26, 2009

turbononce

To describe a person who is more nonce-like than a typical nonce

That guy is a pure turbononce

by Rockcookiemix January 24, 2018

Turbononce

Guy in his early 20’s who usually drives a saxo/corsa/106 and spends his days trying to pick up 14yr old girls from summerleaze carpark.

Can you hear that exhaust? “Yeah it’s just that turbononce in the saxo”

by LcYLrN September 25, 2021

Turbononce

Used to define a person who’s very existence is infinitely nonsensical.

Lawrence: “Did you see that scene with the coach and all those dudes?”
Daniel: “Yeh bru, that guy was a turbononce. He deserved a good bounce.”

by Jessie’sGirl August 19, 2020

TurBOTOX

- What many stressed-out women ask for from a doctor or beauty specialist when they need their faces to look relaxed and youthful in a hurry.

- "Forget about using TurboTax right now, I need TurBOTOX for tonight!"

- "She went to the plastic surgeon to get her face TurBOTOXED for this weekend's wedding."

- "I was TurBOTOXED earlier this week so I'd look good during the photography session."

- "You look really tired right now, and need to be TurBOTOXED immediately!"

- "I was TurBOTOXED this week, and have had immediate results! Can't you tell by looking at my face?"

by I'm Already In your Database January 24, 2011