turbononce

To describe a person who is more nonce-like than a typical nonce

That guy is a pure turbononce

by Rockcookiemix January 24, 2018

Turbononce

Guy in his early 20’s who usually drives a saxo/corsa/106 and spends his days trying to pick up 14yr old girls from summerleaze carpark.

Can you hear that exhaust? “Yeah it’s just that turbononce in the saxo”

by LcYLrN September 25, 2021

Turbononce

Used to define a person who’s very existence is infinitely nonsensical.

Lawrence: “Did you see that scene with the coach and all those dudes?”
Daniel: “Yeh bru, that guy was a turbononce. He deserved a good bounce.”

by Jessie’sGirl August 19, 2020

turbo nonce

UK Slang for Peadophile, but can be used to slag one of your mates off

Max you are such a turbo nonce

by Jopaya June 23, 2019

Turbomincer

Someone displaying unusually high homosexual tendancies. Usually aimed at straight men to disparage sexuality.
Word originates from East Midlands, UK local slang.

-Lee is such a turbomincer dude I cant believe he has that beard.
-Ya I know what a massive turbomincer dude.

by rannable8 August 20, 2010

Turbo nonce

Mat Hudson

Mat Hudson is a proper turbo nonce

by Curlypubes April 28, 2022

Turbo Nonce

Used to describe someone who is so irritable that they give you the same creeps as a nonce. Their constant ability to be irritable in all situations amplifies the issue, hence the addition of turbo.

Thomas never gives in and is doing my head in. He is such a turbo nonce.

by Rl23 June 6, 2023