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TurBOTOX 

- What many stressed-out women ask for from a doctor or beauty specialist when they need their faces to look relaxed and youthful in a hurry.
- "Forget about using TurboTax right now, I need TurBOTOX for tonight!"

- "She went to the plastic surgeon to get her face TurBOTOXED for this weekend's wedding."

- "I was TurBOTOXED earlier this week so I'd look good during the photography session."

- "You look really tired right now, and need to be TurBOTOXED immediately!"

- "I was TurBOTOXED this week, and have had immediate results! Can't you tell by looking at my face?"
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Turbotext 

Using TurboTax's six digit text confirmation to spam the shit out of people that annoy you.

It is recommended to then text them with your phone and ask what the six digit code is.
Person 1: "John didn't invite me to his party so I turbotexted him!"

Person 2: "Haha he deserved it!"
Turbotext by GetSizzled February 7, 2017

turbobox 

A word to describe a girl who is extremely enthusiastic in bed.
Dude, that girl I pulled last night was a right turbobox!!
turbobox by turbogirl69 July 2, 2014

TurboTax Timmy

A nickname for U.S. Secretary of the Treasury Timothy Geithner, who used the excuse that he didn't know how to use TurboTax to justify his failure to pay $34,000 in taxes over four years.
TurboTax Timmy controls our tax dollars, but he doesn't even pay his own taxes.

turbotony 

An overly metrosexual male indigenous to the suburbs of MD that works 12 hour workdays minus the work. Favorite activities of this species are IM'ing, mid-week concerts, vacay'ing on the regular, hollering, last but not least...cheel'n in the friendzone.
Dood....that a real life turbotony. If you get too close, you will end up getting your hair did at a hair salon instead of a barber shop.
turbotony by uhhyun July 11, 2006

turbotorsten 

An extension of the abbreviation TT. A turbotorsten is usually found running in hallways sound similar to a blow off valve.
Woah, that turbotorsten is really fast today
turbotorsten by Wouix January 10, 2018

turbotobi 

Turbotobi is a guy that is pretty fucking fast. Usually when girls try to hook up with him, he finish in 10 seconds cause his speed is insane. He often gets compared to Usain Bolt
"how was he in bed? Was he a turbotobi?"
turbotobi by turbotobi September 9, 2020