A person who, at the peak of a tough situation, offers an idea that couldn't possibly ever help anyone in anyway. This idea could also cause more problems and create a worse situation.
In the office the printer has caught fire. John comes over and says "Why don't we all throw paper on it to put it out?"
John would be considered a nonsensical jockey in this situatuon because his idea couldn't possibly help and may make matters worse.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!