truker 

A simp and a clown with a big dick

Truker is a simp

truker by OfficialSwaggyT June 4, 2020

Trucker speed 

Slang Term for ephedrine HCL tablets. Commonly bought by truckers at gas stations sold under such names as "mini thins" for prolonged periods of driving. It gained popularity in the 70s. Originally used to treat breathing problems such as Asthma, ephedrine is now widely used in the physical fitness world as a metabolism boosting fat burning stimulant as well as a being used as a recreational stimulant.
Legal status and availability fluctuates because it's often used to make Methamphetamine, though many workout supplement stores do carry them and sell them online.
Ephedrine HCL can be crushed up and unpleasantly snorted for a quick "high" though users often create a more powerful stimulation by combining ephedrine tablets with caffeine and Asprin to make "E.C.As" or "Triple stacks". This increases energy levels however is hard on the bodies central nervous system as well as Cardio vascular system.
OVERDOSING is a very real threat, and like all drugs, should be used in MODERATION or as directed to avoid such problems as

-Heart Attack
-Stroke
-Bleeding in the brain
-Seizures
-Hypertension
-Insomnia
-DEATH

Rick: "Man I had to drive 12 straight hours to pick up the kids,Thank god I had some coffee and some trucker speed

Jim: We're going clubbing tonight, you gonna drop some Ecstasy???

Bob: "nah man I don't want to get to messed up tonight...I'll stick with my cheap trucker speed"

Kate: " I really gotta finish reading this book for class tomorrow , does anyone have a Redbull I can jack?"

Jeff: Nope, but I can hook you up with some trucker speed"

Trucker speed by Jeffyb243 January 15, 2013

Trucker Shit 

An explosive shit that is so violent and sloppy that it coats the entire toilet bowl with a toxic layer of feces that dries quickly and becomes almost impenetrable to the cleansing effects of the toilet water, requiring harsh chemicals and vigorous scrubbing for removal. The spread angle of the shit is normally so large that it often manages to line areas of the bowl that are above the anus at the time of shitting.

Typically these are created by truckers, vagabonds, travelling salesmen, nomads or similar (likely due to the fact they are typically sustained on a diet of exclusively junk food and beer) and are found in truck stops, motorway services, rest stops, night clubs and other public toilets.

"Oh cripes, I just went to clean that toilet and someone has done a trucker shit in there. Nasty!"

Trucker Shit by Azbo The Great! March 9, 2017

Trucker Insanity

When a trucker guy or girl goes crazy from being in a truck for long periods of time, having to eat shitty food, and not knowing where the hell he/she is.

After only two days in the truck, Bob the trucker developd a severe case of trucker insanity; the truck smelled terrible because of all the greasy food he dropped, the seat was extremely uncomfortable, and he was in the middle of some random state with extremely cold temperatures without a jacket.

Trucker Insanity by arlingojo December 28, 2011

trucker paulsen 

noun; stubby armed beer aficionado. Usually broke, but somehow manages to acquire mind-altering substances. Talks about women much more than actually being around them.

"We just ran out of beer and titties. I guess trucker paulsen's leaving now."

trucker paulsen by chandizl December 16, 2008

trucker crotch 

the combination scent of anus and ball sack commonly obtained after spending many hours driving or being in a car.

After driving his eighteen wheeler across the country. Hank's date took off his pants and realized he had a bad case of trucker crotch.

trucker crotch by closed call February 6, 2010

Truckers Coffee

Coffee laced with methamphetamine.

I drank some truckers coffee to stay awake for an 11-hour long haul.

Truckers Coffee by ngtc July 9, 2014