fuck palace

noun; Where you live. Any plot of land under your ownership with which you take scandalous women to have promiscuous, unprotected sex.

"Ay, girl. Do you want to come back to my fuck palace? But my mom lives there."

by chandizl December 20, 2008

Chandler

noun; early French for 'candle maker'.

I was a chandler until I spilled hot wax all over my ding dong.

by chandizl December 14, 2008

PT Loser

noun; see also pt luiser; any variation of the standard, already pauperized pt cruiser. Usually found with wooden side-panneling, flashy accessories, or flame graphics, giving the appearance of living life in overdrive. Primarily the direct result of mid-life crises.

"My parents bought me a pt loser for xmas... FUCK YEA!!"

by chandizl December 20, 2008

bromosexual

noun; associated with frat boys. Men who pay to have other male friends, such as in a fraternity. Spend most of their time worrying about their hair and going to the gym to cure hangovers. They spend more time talking about women than actually being around them.

Bro 1: "It would be bromosexual of me to rub sun-block on your back."

Bro 2: "But my arms are too fat from weightlifting to reach."

by chandizl December 01, 2008

p.t. luiser

(pee-tee lou-zur) noun; nickname given to p.t. cruisers that don flashy accessories, wooden paneling, or flame graphics to give the appearance of "living life in overdrive." Usually the end result of a mid-life crisis.

Those purple tanks from halo look like a p.t. luiser.

by chandizl December 11, 2008

abortion

Diarrhea as a result of food baby. "The runs". Usually the result of greasy fast-food.

"I need to get to a delivery room before i abort this food fetus all over the lobby."

"I've been having abortions for weeks. Must be food baby poisoning."

by chandizl January 08, 2009

240 shorty

noun; a short girl who weighs no less than 240 lbs. Can consume 3 times her body weight.

The 240 shorty preys on drunk frat boys.

by chandizl December 11, 2008