bromosexual

noun; associated with frat boys. Men who pay to have other male friends, such as in a fraternity. Spend most of their time worrying about their hair and going to the gym to cure hangovers. They spend more time talking about women than actually being around them.

Bro 1: "It would be bromosexual of me to rub sun-block on your back."

Bro 2: "But my arms are too fat from weightlifting to reach."

by chandizl December 16, 2008

240 shorty

noun; a short girl who weighs no less than 240 lbs. Can consume 3 times her body weight.

The 240 shorty preys on drunk frat boys.

by chandizl December 18, 2008

240 shorty

noun; A short woman that weighs no less than 240 pounds. Usually found smoking a burrito like a cigarette and manages to acquire skinny, passive aggressive men that are unable to speak for themselves.

trucker paulsen found a 240 shorty... a match made in fat-heaven.

by chandizl December 16, 2008

fuck palace

noun; Where you live. Any plot of land under your ownership with which you take scandalous women to have promiscuous, unprotected sex.

"Ay, girl. Do you want to come back to my fuck palace? But my mom lives there."

by chandizl December 22, 2008

Chandler

noun; early French for 'candle maker'.

I was a chandler until I spilled hot wax all over my ding dong.

by chandizl December 20, 2008

trucker paulsen

noun; stubby armed beer aficionado. Usually broke, but somehow manages to acquire mind-altering substances. Talks about women much more than actually being around them.

"We just ran out of beer and titties. I guess trucker paulsen's leaving now."

by chandizl December 16, 2008

abortion

Diarrhea as a result of food baby. "The runs". Usually the result of greasy fast-food.

"I need to get to a delivery room before i abort this food fetus all over the lobby."

"I've been having abortions for weeks. Must be food baby poisoning."

by chandizl January 08, 2009