tpost 

the act of celibrating usually prematurely

yesterday when i was bowling i threw the ball then tposted and it was a gutterball

tpost by seenior November 12, 2009

Tosten 

A tosten is a unit of measurement in length, weight, time, and alcoholic consumption (beer standard).
Length-6 feet
Weight-100lbs
Time 30 minutes
Or 3 beers

He weighed 1.3 tostens and was about 1 tosten tall and could run a .5 tosten mile and a half after consuming a tostens worth of Amstel Light.

Can YOU bench 2 tostens?

Tosten by p3orion December 27, 2013

Tostito toss

A couple comes home after a rowdy night of drinking and are hungry. The woman makes some sloppy left over taco meat nachos. After eating, they head to the bed and the woman begins to blow the man like a pornstar. When the man is about to blow his load, the woman is so drunk, she throws up a hot, sticky mess of taco meat, cheese, and crunchy chip bits all over his manhood.

I was about to blow in her mouth but then I felt something warm and crunchy all over my rod. She gave me old Tostito toss.

Tostito toss by Dick Rivard February 2, 2019

Nada Tostada 

-There is nothing going on over here on my side of town.
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-Bro, what are you up to?
-Nada Tostada Homie!

Nada Tostada by Sel-Block August 22, 2015

Topster 

For ESL people who lives in Brasil we like to use the word Top to adjectivate something or someone which is the best of something Like examples below:
1.This restaurant is top

2.My girlfriend is top

However Topster came with a mix of comparative and superlative of this by Brazilians English Speakers adjective kind of word,like examples below:
1.This restaurant is the topster

2.My girlfrind is the topster

1.Dude,of course I want to bang that girl but she told me she will only go out for dinner with me if I take her to the topster restaurant in town and I am flat broken.
2.My father promised me that if I get into college he will give me the topster BMW 's model .

Topster by #princeofalltradeskingofnone November 19, 2018

Pan tostado 

Pan tostado is an expression that someone use when they want to make reference to the soldiers that work for free in the southern lands of the Caucasian Afghanistan. The expression can also be a reference to a journalist that is lost in the war.

Xavier is a Pan Tostado, we have to send our regards to his family.

Pan tostado by handledeeznuts333 April 19, 2022

capa tosta 

From southern Italy. Thick headed... Block head... stubborn. A person that can't get a concept through their thick skull...

My wife often refers to me as a Thick headed Sicilian or Capa tosta

capa tosta by C60 November 30, 2011