A tortilla chip manufactured by Frito Lay. Comes in Bite Size, Crispy Rounds, Scoops, Restaurant Style, Hint of Lime, Santa Fe, and Gold.
Don't forget to pick up the tostitos for the superbowl.
by Naes February 14, 2005
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When girl gives you a blowjob and folds her tongue so all the sperm is at the end
dud this chick gave me a blowjob last night after i took pictures of her doing the tostito
by fuckdoll February 04, 2009
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a cool chip
that get's eaten
but is still mad cool!
oohh my god! i love hat tostitos!
by ToStiTo'sz November 16, 2007
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When two of your friends team up to simultaneously flick you in the balls and ram a thumb up your ass. The ultimate fuck you.
Tres passed out on Nicks couch last night, so Nick and Rob gave him a tostito!
by Hustleburry February 14, 2009
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A couple comes home after a rowdy night of drinking and are hungry. The woman makes some sloppy left over taco meat nachos. After eating, they head to the bed and the woman begins to blow the man like a pornstar. When the man is about to blow his load, the woman is so drunk, she throws up a hot, sticky mess of taco meat, cheese, and crunchy chip bits all over his manhood.
I was about to blow in her mouth but then I felt something warm and crunchy all over my rod. She gave me old Tostito toss.
by Dick Rivard February 02, 2019
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A phrase used to downgrade the meaning of any large scale event by plugging the product that sponsors the event.
Brent Musburger with :02 seconds left before Auburn kicks a game winning field goal to win the Tostitos BCS National Championship Game: "This is for all the Tostitos"
by geniusonwheels January 11, 2011
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