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Tostito
When two of your friends team up to simultaneously flick you in the balls and ram a thumb up your ass. The ultimate fuck you.
Tostito by Hustleburry February 15, 2009
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tostito by Hail_Catapault August 8, 2003
Tostito toss
A couple comes home after a rowdy night of drinking and are hungry. The woman makes some sloppy left over taco meat nachos. After eating, they head to the bed and the woman begins to blow the man like a pornstar. When the man is about to blow his load, the woman is so drunk, she throws up a hot, sticky mess of taco meat, cheese, and crunchy chip bits all over his manhood.
I was about to blow in her mouth but then I felt something warm and crunchy all over my rod. She gave me old Tostito toss.
Tostito toss by Dick Rivard February 2, 2019
Tostito Dandruff
Similar to regular dandruff, tiny bits of Tostitos on your shirt, belly, or whatever you are eating Tostitos over. This ugly stuff is a major design flaw in the Tostitos branded chip and a few other chip brands.
Can also be spelt as Tostito's Dandruff, Tostitos' Dandruff, Tostitos's Dandruff, or Tostitos Dandruff
Can also be spelt as Tostito's Dandruff, Tostitos' Dandruff, Tostitos's Dandruff, or Tostitos Dandruff
Person 1: Can I have some Tostitos?
Person 2: No, you always get Tostito Dandruff all over my house.
Person 1: K den
Person 2: No, you always get Tostito Dandruff all over my house.
Person 1: K den
Tostito Dandruff by Detective Kank January 2, 2019
Tostito Surprise
When a male is approaching climax, he throws a handful of tostito scoops at the females face. This is used as a split second distraction, as from there the male stabs the female to death. The moment the female expires the male is expected to climax.
Cop: *shoving man in back* I hope you get the fucking book!
Man: You don't get it man! It was just a funny prank! I call it the Tostito Surprise!
Man: You don't get it man! It was just a funny prank! I call it the Tostito Surprise!
Tostito Surprise by Bingus. January 27, 2022
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.