Topster 

For ESL people who lives in Brasil we like to use the word Top to adjectivate something or someone which is the best of something Like examples below:
1.This restaurant is top

2.My girlfriend is top

However Topster came with a mix of comparative and superlative of this by Brazilians English Speakers adjective kind of word,like examples below:
1.This restaurant is the topster

2.My girlfrind is the topster

1.Dude,of course I want to bang that girl but she told me she will only go out for dinner with me if I take her to the topster restaurant in town and I am flat broken.
2.My father promised me that if I get into college he will give me the topster BMW 's model .

Topster by #princeofalltradeskingofnone November 19, 2018

Go commit toaster bath 

A deadly roblox insult known as a now dead meme around the normie world.

also, it comes in different flavors

|robloxian 1| hey dood

|robloxian 2| yeah?

|robloxian 1| ur mom gae lol

|robloxian 2| Go commit toaster bath you big gae

|robloxian 1 | *dies of deathpacito*

|robloxian 3| lol noob

|robloxian 4| he was my brother! now go commit deathpacito you big gae!

|robloxian 3| oh no *dies of ligma*

Go commit toaster bath by The big Gæ boi December 15, 2018

Weaponized toaster 

A weaponized toaster is a gender who does not need a specific PRIVATE part but needs to have eaten toast once in there life and have had to see a picture of a gun and needs to have seen a picture of a toaster.

So willow you said you were what gender again..?

Oh weaponized toaster

Weaponized toaster by Beanie Lord MX June 11, 2018

dick stuck in toaster 

When directions are not clear and one gets Dick stuck in a toaster

Looked at back of hot pocket box for instructions for how to cook. Instructions were unclear and I ended up getting my dick stuck in toaster

dick stuck in toaster by pleblurd6969 February 28, 2016

all toasters toast toast

The mighty words of the powerful Mario from the failed game, "Hotel Mario" for the Philips CDI.

Mario: "You know what they say, all toasters toast toast!"

all toasters toast toast by KekGuy November 16, 2017

toaster bath 

The act of committing suicide by electricuting yourself from using a toaster (or other household electrical device) whilst in the bath.

I'm so depressed I have an overwhelming desire to have a toaster bath

toaster bath by Nikolai Zherkezhi April 18, 2007

the brave little toaster 

The Brave Little Toaster is an 80s animated movie that tells the story of five old appliances (a toaster, an electric blanket, a vacuum, a lamp, and a radio) on a quest to find Rob, their Master.
The film has four songs: "City of Light", "Like a B-Movie", "Cutting Edge", and "Worthless".

Although the film was well recieved by critics, some parents found several scenes in the movie too intense for younger viewers. In addition, parents also objected to a picture of a nude woman that was on screen for about a second. She has since been covered with a swimsuit.

This was the first animated film to be shown at Sundance Film Festival.

The movie has two sequels, "The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars" and "The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue".

I was eager to show my young cousin The Brave Little Toaster, but unfortunatly, I lost my copy.

the brave little toaster by musical_fan February 20, 2007