Tostos 

1. (n.) Some sort of chip or taquito.
2. (n.) A 7 year old child.

1. Listen, I've got PMS and I need some Tostos.
2. I miss Tostos. :-(

Tostos by Mia Choffin March 23, 2008

Testosterone Truck 

A “Testosterone Truck” (almost always driven by a man) is any large truck that is driving aggressively and always rides your car’s butt when you’re driving. Even if you’re driving faster than the speed limit, the “Testosterone Truck” must always ride your bumper or pass aggressively.

“Julie was getting fed up with the many ‘Testosterone Trucks’ on the road that ALWAYS seem ride her bumper as if to intimidate, as they bear down on her car with their huge front end and bright lights”.

Testosterone Truck by Julesheart January 15, 2023

Testosterock 

Really loud, heavy, manly music.

Ned: Hey what's all that noise coming from your room?

Ted: Oh, I'm just listening to some testosterock.

Testosterock by Maurice DelTaco October 15, 2011

Testosticide 

Testosterone induced social suicide in a male.
When a male says something around women that is only appropriate for him to say around other men.
True testosticide will usually result in the surrounding women presenting cold shoulders, giving verbal abuse, or giving physical abuse.

Sam committed testosticide by accidentally blurting out "wow, look at that rack!" while standing with a large group of reserved women and feminists.

Testosticide by Dennis Wormald October 10, 2007

Testosterollercoaster 

A woman who whips up a man's emotions or virility so much that his hormones are speeding along at 200mph. At a G force of 50.

Testosterollercoaster.

Testosterollercoaster by WitchywooWillow June 30, 2011

Bull Shark Testosterone 

Bull Shark Testosterone or "BST" is overpowered shit in Grand Theft Auto Online used mainly by people who are shit at the game. It gives you double damage and health for 60 seconds. It also makes basically every weapon in the game 1-2 shot kill. Literally the best idea Rockstar has come up with.

GTA Online Player #1: "Dude I shot this guy like 25 times and he kills me one shot. WTF?!"

GTA Online Player #2: "He is using Bull Shark Testosterone dumbass."

GTA Online Player #1: "FUCK!"

Bull Shark Testosterone by Aemuli September 18, 2018

testosterbro 

Your buddy who comes along with you to the "all female" event you got stuck attending

I can't believe I got roped into going to a baby shower. Thank God my testosterbro came and brought beer!

testosterbro by Toooldtobecool February 7, 2017