Sleep disorders caused by love of audio. Typically resulting in bedtime being at sound 7am, broken up by visits to rectec and audio eng.
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An unfortunate fate for the average person a mental illness similar to insomnia as to where the only one cure is tiddy's. Tidsomnia is a mental disease that deprives you of sleep or rest, without a tiddy. Things can get very bad for someone with tidsomnia. Tidsomnia also has 3 stages :
Stage 1 :
Stage 1 tidsomnia can be eased or cured with a picture or illustration of a tiddy
Stage 2:
Stage 2 tidsomnia can be eases or cured by looking or feeling on a tiddy in person
And last but not least
Stage 3:
Nicknamed oral sleep Stage 3 of tidsomnia can only be cured by orally consuming a tiddy or sucking on one ,this Stage reinstates a core memory of infanthood and unlocks the need for breastfeeding without needing to actually consume any of the milk. When you reach Stage three you can call it quits since rare few have been completely cured of Stage three tidsomnia.
Stage 1 :
Stage 1 tidsomnia can be eased or cured with a picture or illustration of a tiddy
Stage 2:
Stage 2 tidsomnia can be eases or cured by looking or feeling on a tiddy in person
And last but not least
Stage 3:
Nicknamed oral sleep Stage 3 of tidsomnia can only be cured by orally consuming a tiddy or sucking on one ,this Stage reinstates a core memory of infanthood and unlocks the need for breastfeeding without needing to actually consume any of the milk. When you reach Stage three you can call it quits since rare few have been completely cured of Stage three tidsomnia.
Boyfriend :babe my doctors told me if been diagnosed with Stage 2 tidsomnia there's a chance I can go back somehow
Girlfriend:that's wonderful news babe I'm very happy that it dint get as bad as Stage 3
Girlfriend:that's wonderful news babe I'm very happy that it dint get as bad as Stage 3
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Relating to a barber or barbering, the shearing shaving styling or cutting of hair, usually at a barber shop.
Of Latin-European roots used to describe a barber; tonsorius or tonsor.
Tondeuse, the french word for lawn-mower comes from the same roots; Tondere, to shear.
Relating to a barber or barbering, the shearing shaving styling or cutting of hair, usually at a barber shop.
Of Latin-European roots used to describe a barber; tonsorius or tonsor.
Tondeuse, the french word for lawn-mower comes from the same roots; Tondere, to shear.
by Shnookems December 13, 2008
Get the Tonsorial mug.A form of insomnia that results from watching too much of Le Tour de France - specifically for those viewers in timezones far enough east & west of France for it to be televised through the night or early hours.
Similar side effects to regular insomnia, except that the sufferrer may have Phil Ligget's dulcet tones on their mind as they drift off to sleep, or perhaps dream of invading French castles in the war due to the mandatory historical brief given for every castle that is ridden past.
Similar side effects to regular insomnia, except that the sufferrer may have Phil Ligget's dulcet tones on their mind as they drift off to sleep, or perhaps dream of invading French castles in the war due to the mandatory historical brief given for every castle that is ridden past.
Joe: "So the wife and I are travelling through France next year"
Bob: "Nice"
Paul (practically asleep): "Be sure to check out the medieval castle from Stage 7 in Andelot-Morval, built in 1206 by Humbert III of Coligny ... (yawns) ... Well preserved and characteristic of the Middle Ages military architecture, which were .... zzzzzzzzzzz"
Joe: "WTF?"
Bob: "Toursomnia dude"
OR
Andy, sitting in traffic, sees a car indicate and pull into the faster lane. In his best Phil Ligget accent:
"Oh he's making a break! We were waiting for this! Now how is the peleton going to react?"
Wife, sitting next to him: "....... OK, no more Tour de France for you until you've had some sleep. You've got bad toursomnia babe. Now get out and let me drive."
Bob: "Nice"
Paul (practically asleep): "Be sure to check out the medieval castle from Stage 7 in Andelot-Morval, built in 1206 by Humbert III of Coligny ... (yawns) ... Well preserved and characteristic of the Middle Ages military architecture, which were .... zzzzzzzzzzz"
Joe: "WTF?"
Bob: "Toursomnia dude"
OR
Andy, sitting in traffic, sees a car indicate and pull into the faster lane. In his best Phil Ligget accent:
"Oh he's making a break! We were waiting for this! Now how is the peleton going to react?"
Wife, sitting next to him: "....... OK, no more Tour de France for you until you've had some sleep. You've got bad toursomnia babe. Now get out and let me drive."
by TMA-1 July 14, 2010
Get the toursomnia mug.describes the difficulty sleeping caused by reading Twilight books or watching Twilight movies, usually a result of an inability to stop thinking about Twilight.
*Facebook IM Conversation*
-What are you doing up so late?
-I can't sleep. I just saw Eclipse for the second time today. I'm too excited.
-Oh, so you have twisomnia.
-What are you doing up so late?
-I can't sleep. I just saw Eclipse for the second time today. I'm too excited.
-Oh, so you have twisomnia.
by CoffeeDrinker July 6, 2010
Get the twisomnia mug.Similar to insomnia (persistent problems falling and staying asleep) but sleeping difficulties only occur right before attending a convention usually because of either stress or excitement.
"Man you ok? You look exhausted"
"I was working on my cosplay till 2am last night and then I was struck with consomnia"
"I was working on my cosplay till 2am last night and then I was struck with consomnia"
by gilbertis April 6, 2016
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