A geeky way of telling someone you are going to severely harm them, to the point they will likely cease to exist.
Spawned from the re-imaged "Battlestar Galactica" TV show - where a human-form cylon (of which there can be multiple copies) has their manufacturing line 'boxed' when they outlive their usefulness, or develop abnormal tendancies counter to their machine origins. This prevents cylon resurrection of that particular model.
Spawned from the re-imaged "Battlestar Galactica" TV show - where a human-form cylon (of which there can be multiple copies) has their manufacturing line 'boxed' when they outlive their usefulness, or develop abnormal tendancies counter to their machine origins. This prevents cylon resurrection of that particular model.
Joe: "Please stop doing that, you complete fracking moron, or I'm going to totally box your line."
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Gangsta Jay: "Yo why you all up in my grill bitch?? You best quit that shit ... I'm gonna come down there and box your line fool!"
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Gangsta Jay: "Yo why you all up in my grill bitch?? You best quit that shit ... I'm gonna come down there and box your line fool!"
by TMA-1 March 04, 2009
Get the box your line mug.A condition where, at the peak of a big yawn, one suffers a few seconds of deafness due to the opening and closing of the eustachian tubes connecting the ear and throat. Opportunists who know of another's yawn deafness use this condition to say something to the person yawning that they don't want them to hear - usually an insult, but spoken under breath or in a normal conversational tone. Better practice is to do it with friends present who will all hear what you said. A sizeable yawn can open up a good 5 seconds of deafness opportunity.
NOTE: Not everyone suffers yawn deafness, so there is always a risk when you try it on someone new.
NOTE: Not everyone suffers yawn deafness, so there is always a risk when you try it on someone new.
Ken: Man ... that was a hard day's work (starts yawning)
Fred: I came twice in your wife's arse last night.
Ken: (finishes yawning) Sorry - yawn deafness ... what was that?
Fred: Nothing ... I was just agreeing with you. Hard day indeed.
Fred: I came twice in your wife's arse last night.
Ken: (finishes yawning) Sorry - yawn deafness ... what was that?
Fred: Nothing ... I was just agreeing with you. Hard day indeed.
by TMA-1 December 20, 2008
Get the Yawn deafness mug.Short for 'cunt recondition' or 'cunt reconstruction'.
A phrase used, more often by those of lower socioeconomic status, to describe the process a woman goes through after a childbirth which results in severe vaginal tearing.
A phrase used, more often by those of lower socioeconomic status, to describe the process a woman goes through after a childbirth which results in severe vaginal tearing.
Sharon: "That kid there was trouble to squeeze out I tell ya. Tore me up so bad I ended up with a vagasshole. Had to have a full cunt reco to fix it!"
by TMA-1 March 13, 2009
Get the cunt reco mug.A form of insomnia that results from watching too much of Le Tour de France - specifically for those viewers in timezones far enough east & west of France for it to be televised through the night or early hours.
Similar side effects to regular insomnia, except that the sufferrer may have Phil Ligget's dulcet tones on their mind as they drift off to sleep, or perhaps dream of invading French castles in the war due to the mandatory historical brief given for every castle that is ridden past.
Similar side effects to regular insomnia, except that the sufferrer may have Phil Ligget's dulcet tones on their mind as they drift off to sleep, or perhaps dream of invading French castles in the war due to the mandatory historical brief given for every castle that is ridden past.
Joe: "So the wife and I are travelling through France next year"
Bob: "Nice"
Paul (practically asleep): "Be sure to check out the medieval castle from Stage 7 in Andelot-Morval, built in 1206 by Humbert III of Coligny ... (yawns) ... Well preserved and characteristic of the Middle Ages military architecture, which were .... zzzzzzzzzzz"
Joe: "WTF?"
Bob: "Toursomnia dude"
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Andy, sitting in traffic, sees a car indicate and pull into the faster lane. In his best Phil Ligget accent:
"Oh he's making a break! We were waiting for this! Now how is the peleton going to react?"
Wife, sitting next to him: "....... OK, no more Tour de France for you until you've had some sleep. You've got bad toursomnia babe. Now get out and let me drive."
Bob: "Nice"
Paul (practically asleep): "Be sure to check out the medieval castle from Stage 7 in Andelot-Morval, built in 1206 by Humbert III of Coligny ... (yawns) ... Well preserved and characteristic of the Middle Ages military architecture, which were .... zzzzzzzzzzz"
Joe: "WTF?"
Bob: "Toursomnia dude"
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Andy, sitting in traffic, sees a car indicate and pull into the faster lane. In his best Phil Ligget accent:
"Oh he's making a break! We were waiting for this! Now how is the peleton going to react?"
Wife, sitting next to him: "....... OK, no more Tour de France for you until you've had some sleep. You've got bad toursomnia babe. Now get out and let me drive."
by TMA-1 July 14, 2010
Get the toursomnia mug.Phil: So ... you nail that cute bit of ass last night?
Jo: Nah man, didn't have a boner sleeve on me. Aint worth it in case I catch me some skank cooties, or get the biatch knocked up.
Jo: Nah man, didn't have a boner sleeve on me. Aint worth it in case I catch me some skank cooties, or get the biatch knocked up.
by TMA-1 July 28, 2011
Get the boner sleeve mug.When somebody attempts to make the 'loser' sign 'L' with their thumb & forefinger held against their forehead, only they use their left hand instead of their right, thus forming more of a 'J' than a 'L'. Substituting the 'J' with the 'L' this person then becomes the 'joser'.
Johnny: "Hey everyone, look at Phil! He's such a loser!" (tries to make the 'L' loser sign using wrong hand)
Phil: "Johnny ... you're such a friggin joser man."
Phil: "Johnny ... you're such a friggin joser man."
by TMA-1 April 08, 2009
Get the joser mug.A unit of measure used by Apple to assist in determining the relase date & price of their products. It describes the almost fanatical reverence that Apple followers have towards their iProducts - to the point that even if said product is faulty or over-priced, they'll still love it, cherish it, tell all their friends about it, and walk around holding it in a clearly visible fashion in order to obtain that instant iFan street-cred.
Apple Developer 1: Dude, you get that BlueTooth functionality working yet for this weeks iPhone milestone? We're only weeks away from release date...
Apple Developer 2: Nah man, shit's more messed up than AppleTV. No chance I'll fix it in time.
Apple Developer 1: Right ... well ... spose it doesn't matter anyway - iHype factor alone will mean we sell millions of these babies.
Apple Developer 2: Nah man, shit's more messed up than AppleTV. No chance I'll fix it in time.
Apple Developer 1: Right ... well ... spose it doesn't matter anyway - iHype factor alone will mean we sell millions of these babies.
by TMA-1 May 15, 2009
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