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Tonsorial 

Of a barber

Relating to a barber or barbering, the shearing shaving styling or cutting of hair, usually at a barber shop.

Of Latin-European roots used to describe a barber; tonsorius or tonsor.
Tondeuse, the french word for lawn-mower comes from the same roots; Tondere, to shear.
"John went to the tonsorial shop the other day to get a haircut."

"Hey, nice tonsorial."
Tonsorial by Shnookems December 13, 2008
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tenorial rolling on the ground 

A director's device to add drama to an opera. Particularly useful in death scenes. Perfected by Plácido Domingo; Rolando Villazón is an expert. Test of how good a tenor really is.

First found on blogs and usenet, it is now used by the mainstream media.
This opera contained the requisite amount of tenorial rolling on the ground and furniture abuse

- paraphrase from San Francisco Chronicle

tootorial 

An educational session on da subject of farting.
In Roald Dahl's book, "The BFG", Sophie's large friend gives her a quick tootorial on how da downwards-fizzing frobscottle works; he then demonstrates da "lively" effects of said oddball beverage, complete with super-noisy "sound effects" and da blasting of him right up off the floor from da forceful vapor-jets.
tootorial by QuacksO March 20, 2022
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