Tidsomnia
An unfortunate fate for the average person a mental illness similar to insomnia as to where the only one cure is tiddy's. Tidsomnia is a mental disease that deprives you of sleep or rest, without a tiddy. Things can get very bad for someone with tidsomnia. Tidsomnia also has 3 stages :
Stage 1 :
Stage 1 tidsomnia can be eased or cured with a picture or illustration of a tiddy
Stage 2:
Stage 2 tidsomnia can be eases or cured by looking or feeling on a tiddy in person
And last but not least
Stage 3:
Nicknamed oral sleep Stage 3 of tidsomnia can only be cured by orally consuming a tiddy or sucking on one ,this Stage reinstates a core memory of infanthood and unlocks the need for breastfeeding without needing to actually consume any of the milk. When you reach Stage three you can call it quits since rare few have been completely cured of Stage three tidsomnia.
Stage 1 :
Stage 1 tidsomnia can be eased or cured with a picture or illustration of a tiddy
Stage 2:
Stage 2 tidsomnia can be eases or cured by looking or feeling on a tiddy in person
And last but not least
Stage 3:
Nicknamed oral sleep Stage 3 of tidsomnia can only be cured by orally consuming a tiddy or sucking on one ,this Stage reinstates a core memory of infanthood and unlocks the need for breastfeeding without needing to actually consume any of the milk. When you reach Stage three you can call it quits since rare few have been completely cured of Stage three tidsomnia.
Boyfriend :babe my doctors told me if been diagnosed with Stage 2 tidsomnia there's a chance I can go back somehow
Girlfriend:that's wonderful news babe I'm very happy that it dint get as bad as Stage 3
Girlfriend:that's wonderful news babe I'm very happy that it dint get as bad as Stage 3
Tidsomnia by iDk_mAnnnnn August 24, 2022
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