Short for Trenbolone, a popular anabolic steroid hormone.
It is arguably the most powerful and best, and is considered by many to be the "God of all Steroids."
Things you should know:
- The side effects of tren are extreme, as should be used cautiously by newbies.
- Trenbolone was never made for human consumption, it was created for cattle to induce greater muscle growth prior to slaughter.
- It burns fat at an extremely rapid pace while significantly hardening the muscle, giving you an supreme look with supreme strength, as well as building significant muscle mass.
- There are 3 types, Tren Acetate, Tren Enthanate, and Tren Base. The results are the same but the esters are different, the ester determines how long it takes for the hormone to work, how long it stays in your system.
It is arguably the most powerful and best, and is considered by many to be the "God of all Steroids."
Things you should know:
- The side effects of tren are extreme, as should be used cautiously by newbies.
- Trenbolone was never made for human consumption, it was created for cattle to induce greater muscle growth prior to slaughter.
- It burns fat at an extremely rapid pace while significantly hardening the muscle, giving you an supreme look with supreme strength, as well as building significant muscle mass.
- There are 3 types, Tren Acetate, Tren Enthanate, and Tren Base. The results are the same but the esters are different, the ester determines how long it takes for the hormone to work, how long it stays in your system.
Lifter 1: Bro how can I get to a 200 kg bench press without weighing over 100 kg?
Lifter 2: You'll have to tren hard... tren Tren TREN!!!
Lifter 2: You'll have to tren hard... tren Tren TREN!!!
by Zyzy March 27, 2016
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by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
Tren, also know as trenbolone. It is one of the strongest anabolic steroids available.
Trenbolone comes with 3 different esters attatched to it.
1 trenbolone acetate
2 trenbolone enanthate
3 trenbolone hex
With trenbolone upping is always the most beneficial method to resolve almost any situation.
Trenbolone comes with 3 different esters attatched to it.
1 trenbolone acetate
2 trenbolone enanthate
3 trenbolone hex
With trenbolone upping is always the most beneficial method to resolve almost any situation.
'hey bro, I caught my girlfriend cheating !'
'bro up the tren'
'you got an issue with your neighbors? Up the tren homie'
'bro up the tren'
'you got an issue with your neighbors? Up the tren homie'
by UppethTheTrenneth January 18, 2018
Refers to the anabolic steroids "trenbolone acetate", "trenbolone enanthate" or "trendione" (a prohormone that converts into trenbolone after ingestion.
You know where I can get some tren? This anavar I have isn't meeting my expectations. I need to step it up a notch.
by AAS conniseur November 29, 2015
Trenbolone(known as Tren) is the ultimate steroid, it is the most muscle building(after Dbol, but that's just water so tren is better), it is the most masculinizing(not reccomended for women), most alpha steroid. Tren builds tons of muscles, it goes double for chests and shoulder muscles. There are major downsides to Tren though. It is not a newbie steroid and should only be used by advanced roid users. If a fitness model or pro bodybuilder is huge or looks unevenly big in the chest and traps, it's probably tren mixed with great genes.
cons:
- Super neurotoxic(fucks your body up more than most steroids), might increase risk of alzheimers
- supresses your natural testosterone way more than most steroids
- makes you ultra horny
- makes you sweat a lot
- makes you cough and feel like absolute shit
cons:
- Super neurotoxic(fucks your body up more than most steroids), might increase risk of alzheimers
- supresses your natural testosterone way more than most steroids
- makes you ultra horny
- makes you sweat a lot
- makes you cough and feel like absolute shit
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