The state of sleep loss. No matter how much you desire dreamland, it refuses you entry. You stand at the gates, whining, crying, but stuck in the world of buzzing activity.
Person A: "I had a lovely night sleep. How 'bout you?"
Person B: "I have insomnia. Go fuck yourself."
Person B: "I have insomnia. Go fuck yourself."
by BeFunnyGrace November 26, 2003
Tess: I can never get to sleep! Argh, this insomnia is driving me crazy.
Elle: Have you tried warm milk? Ooh, or turning your pillow over? Because that always helps me.
Tess: ....do you KNOW the meaning of insomnia?
Elle: Have you tried warm milk? Ooh, or turning your pillow over? Because that always helps me.
Tess: ....do you KNOW the meaning of insomnia?
by SleeplessInMelbourne December 08, 2010
The worst thing...ever.
I've had it my whole life.
It's where you try to sleep but it just won't happen.
You try counting backward you try EVERYTYING..
You just don't sleep.
Hence, me sitting here at 2:00 am when I have to wake up in 4 hours.
I've had it my whole life.
It's where you try to sleep but it just won't happen.
You try counting backward you try EVERYTYING..
You just don't sleep.
Hence, me sitting here at 2:00 am when I have to wake up in 4 hours.
Elise:Hey Lauren, how was your night?
Lauren:It sucked..I have insomnia so I couldn't sleep
Elise:haha sucks for you
Lauren:*Punches elise in the face*
Lauren:It sucked..I have insomnia so I couldn't sleep
Elise:haha sucks for you
Lauren:*Punches elise in the face*
by kill_me_already April 14, 2008
by mouse_347 August 21, 2007
Definition of insomnia....me!
Inability to sleep, either difficulty getting to sleep, waking lots during the night or waking up too early in the morning.
Insomnia comes in three different forms: Transient insomnia - lasting for a few nights
Short-term insomnia - two to four weeks of poor sleep
Chronic Insomnia - poor sleep that happens most nights and lasts for a month or longer.
(hence me being here at 05:08 writing definitions)
Can cause physical side-affects and is often caused by some underlying mental cause ...most commonly; depression.
Insomnia Trivia: David Baddiel has terrible insomnia
Inability to sleep, either difficulty getting to sleep, waking lots during the night or waking up too early in the morning.
Insomnia comes in three different forms: Transient insomnia - lasting for a few nights
Short-term insomnia - two to four weeks of poor sleep
Chronic Insomnia - poor sleep that happens most nights and lasts for a month or longer.
(hence me being here at 05:08 writing definitions)
Can cause physical side-affects and is often caused by some underlying mental cause ...most commonly; depression.
Insomnia Trivia: David Baddiel has terrible insomnia
David Baddiel scetch: If you tell someone that you have insomnia, why do they always go..'oh really cos im always asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow'?
Its not like if someone told you they were blind you'd go... 'oh really cos i can see perfectly...blimey is that the Pyrenees?'
*HAHAHAHAH*
Its not like if someone told you they were blind you'd go... 'oh really cos i can see perfectly...blimey is that the Pyrenees?'
*HAHAHAHAH*
by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 25, 2004
my ass has had insomnia for almost 2 years.. i take mad pills, but they dont help, but u can sell amitryptlene so it works out =)
by Big Robert February 15, 2005
insomnia IS a sleeping disorder, for any idiot who thinks insomnia can turn into one!
it can go on for a very long time - ive had mine for 6 years, and even the doctors said i am an insomniac.
you can take pills but they rarley help.
you'll know if you have it.
it can go on for a very long time - ive had mine for 6 years, and even the doctors said i am an insomniac.
you can take pills but they rarley help.
you'll know if you have it.
gerard : you always seem so tired. why wont you get off your videogames for once and get some sleep?
vince : i can't you fucking idiot, i'm an insomniac.
vince : i can't you fucking idiot, i'm an insomniac.
by xcarlax November 27, 2007