Urbanscholar834's definitions

trensomnia

Trensomnia is the insomnia many get from taking tren (portmanteau).

I need a 24-hour gym because of my trensomnia killing my sleep schedule.

by Urbanscholar834 July 6, 2021

magay

A gay person who managed to be a part of the diet-fascist MAGA movement; a portmanteau of gay and maga.

Doesn't this magay know that the minorities ("them") that the white nationalists ("us") are against include the lgbtq+? I guess not, or else he must love being oppressed.

by Urbanscholar834 June 26, 2021

queerealization

It is the event of realizing that one is queer, a portmanteau of queer and realization.

I can't believe I had my queerealization in July. I could've had a whole month to celebrate!

by Urbanscholar834 June 26, 2021

Mack attack

A "Mack attack" is when Joe "Brandon" Biden pops-off.

The theory goes that he has two split personalities: Jack (cringe) and Mack (based). When Mack takes over, he says stuff like "c'mon Jack!" When Jack takes over, he's sleepy Joe.

"Hey, did you see the White House press conference where a reporter asked a dumb question and Biden just shot them down with a 'No. Next question?'"
"Yeah! Mack attack! Pretty alpha."

by Urbanscholar834 April 6, 2022

QAmom

A mother believing in QAnon

"Is that Karen a QAmom?"
"Yes, she is both belligerent and ignorant."

by Urbanscholar834 June 30, 2021

noot

truncation of "nootropic," shorthand for writing the term, generally not spoken slang

Person 1: Does caffeine count as a nootropic?
Person 2: Yep, all cognitive-enhancing drugs are noots.

by Urbanscholar834 July 10, 2022

tren tribe

Tren tribe: the alpha community of ape men taking trenbolone.

Shaun just hit a four hour back session at two in the morning, some real tren tribe shit.

by Urbanscholar834 July 6, 2021